crap du jour

Any useless or needless item that you can't part with.

"crap of the day"

Nancy: "What the hell is this?"
Faith: "What, the foil origami cranes?"
Kim: "It's the 'crap du jour'."

by Kimmie January 26, 2004

crap in a box

sucks ass, the worst thing theat could possibly happen(no words to describe it except for crap in a box).

we were playing a freindly game of dodgeball when a asshole threw a ball at my face and at the same time a four year old innocent little girl sledgehammered me in the balls and i said "crap in a box"

by Josh ross Miller Shuagy Jmill$ May 5, 2008

Crap Fest

A word used to describe a mess of a situation.

John: "Yo Jimmy, the fuck is happening?"
Jimmy: "A fucking crap fest John..."

by Negronegronegronegronegronegro May 11, 2017

crap for crap

Insult created by Strong Bad.

"You stupid crap for crap!"

by The Great X-wing Ace March 25, 2003

Crap on a cracker

1) (conj) An expression of frustration due to an unfair or unlucky situation.

2) (n) A blatant or obvious lie.

ex 1

Crap on a cracker! I think I lost my car keys again!


ex 2

James: Dude, your girlfriend is cheating on you.

Bob: Come on man, that's crap on a cracker.

by Skiierboy17 February 25, 2009

crap-in-a-can

1. a polite euphemism for 'bullshit'
2. a general term used in frustration/anger.

Both definitions derive from the early-to-mid 1990's modern art piece by an Italian "artist" who sold cans of his own excrement for $10,000US a unit as it were.

1. The explanation was "crap-in-a-can"
2. "The boss is going to try to make you work overtime tonight." "Crap-in-a-can, I have a date though."

by Laetitia Lomsky April 24, 2003

crap dongle

A theoretical, invisible master key of technology, attached to a company's computer network, that keeps all of it's technology running smoothly and seamlessly. It is usually possessed by a single IT system administrator and is automatically disconnected when it's owner is out sick or on vacation, thus ensuing immediate system failure. It's existence has never been proven, and much like a black hole's vacuum of light, is only visible by it's surrounding aura of destruction and chaotic effects.

Bruce left and took his crap dongle with him, now our computers and servers have been down.

by daniel Tamez January 19, 2008