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Court Snort

When Amber Heard uses a tissue for far too long and snorts cocaine
Person 1: Hey did you see Amber Heard do the Court Snort?
Person 2: Yeah! Wonder how she didn't get fucked up though.
by Charon9977 May 14, 2022
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crush court

When you go to court for having a crush. Guilty if you have a crush and innocent if not. You don't go to jail or have to pay in this kind of court. Evidence such as photos, videos or audio recording may be used against the suspect.
Person 1: I just got sent to crush court and the worst was they had evidence!
Person 2: Good luck talking to your crush tomorrow.
by AppleEater321123 April 18, 2024
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pandaroo court

A mock Chinese court in which the principles of law and justice are disregarded or perverted to suit the will and political narrative of the CCP. A court marked by irresponsible, unauthorized, or irregular status or procedures, with judgment or punishment given outside of legal procedure decided directly by the political policies of the CCP.
The decision made by the Chinese pandaroo court was illegal and unjust.
by M72 June 1, 2024
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Hop on ash court basement

A place where the only form of sex is through anal. Once someone says this to you there’s no way out of it
WhoZ, hop on ash court basement with me.
by WhoZ July 18, 2022
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Expand the Supreme Court

The process of adding more seats to the Supreme Court.
Recently, this is a plan pushed by the left to regain control of the Court, after President Trump shoved three conservative justices in, by adding four of their own. Since the sitting justices have life-long terms, this strategy is their next best shot.
As one might expect, the possibility of replacing one bias with another has made this a bit of a hard sell.
A: We need to expand the Supreme Court, or else they'll demolish LGBT rights, overturn Roe V. Wade, and pare down minority voting rights!
B: Is this really the best way to do that?
A: It is if you aren't willing to get locked up for gunning down Kavanaugh and ACB.
by Ockerjj April 28, 2022
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Moot my Court

Desire for someone to commit sexual acts on your person, or your “chambers
Did you see Stephanie today?”

Stephanie with the ass?”

“Yes, she could moot my court”
by Pinchdoof March 18, 2023
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Sitting court side

When your sitting down (normally in class) and someone’s ass is right next to/infront of your face.
Damn man, I love math class.

Why?

Because I’m Sitting court side, with Ms stevens teaching!
by Parker-lefty April 6, 2025
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