A game played by at least two ass ninjas where you get in a circle and jerk off on a cookie. The last one to finish has to eat the cookie. Commonly recommended when there isn't shit going on and you and your buddies can't find anything to do. Although I don't know anyone who has actually ever played it, thank god.
Joe: "Hey what the fuck are we doing tonight?"
John: "I don't know, let's play cookie."
Jeff: "Fuck that man, your gay."
John: "I don't know, let's play cookie."
Jeff: "Fuck that man, your gay."
by dont god damn worry about it November 13, 2005
A game played in public schools where a cookie of any kind is stolen from the cafeteria. The cookie is then placed under the thing that seperates two urinals. Two boys then pee on the cookie. The first one to stop peeing has to eat the cookie. Money is usually placed on the two contestants.
by Kein Mitlied Fer Die Merheit December 18, 2002
A sexual move involving a cookie.
The woman puts a cookie in her mouth whilst the guy slaps his erect penis across the woman's face. Eventually he cums and it goes all over the biscuit. Then the woman snaps the cookie in half and shoves one half up her wet pussy then pulls it out again and eats it. She repeats it with the other half and then the man uses it as a dildo for her pussy.
The woman puts a cookie in her mouth whilst the guy slaps his erect penis across the woman's face. Eventually he cums and it goes all over the biscuit. Then the woman snaps the cookie in half and shoves one half up her wet pussy then pulls it out again and eats it. She repeats it with the other half and then the man uses it as a dildo for her pussy.
by Jibran Syeed August 13, 2006
by Bryan P January 30, 2016
Cookie~ The food of gods give the cookie as a offering and you are safe so you can go home and eat 1,000 cookies Intel you die and then you give all your cookies recipes to a gacha because you never had and true love so you never had kids. Thank you for your time.
by Black_Wolf378 November 10, 2019
by GDZ_CLAN October 30, 2019