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dave collins

A way to describe the feeling of someone being under your bed, sometimes he may be under your bed you never know until you check. It is said that dave is a 1ft2 black man covered in gray hair who lurks under children's beds until they sleep and then he performs a ritual to gain control of their soul.
Dad, i think there is a monster under my bed!
Its probably only dave collins son, dont worry
by sexy peter March 7, 2020
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Golden Collins

1. Last night I had a golden Collins.

2. Oh my god my golden Collins was incredible.
by tagtag994 December 29, 2021
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Gemma Collins

Gemma Clare Collins (born 31 January 1981) is an English media personality and businesswoman. She began her career on the ITVBe reality series The Only Way Is Essex and has since gone on to have a successful television, media and business career. She has appeared in various television shows including I'm a Celebrity… Get Me Out of Here!, Celebrity Big Brother and Dancing on Ice. She has also had her own reality series Gemma Collins: Diva and a documentary Gemma Collins: Self-Harm & Me. Since 2019, she has presented a podcast titled The Gemma Collins Podcast.

She is also a popular meme, (or "memay" as Gemma pronounces it) thanks to her iconic catchphrases, diva personality and fabulous quotable moments.
Do you know Gemma Collins?

Of course. She is the most iconic woman in Britain.
by GemmaCollinsFan May 10, 2023
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Phil Collins

A British vocalist who was inaccurately made fun of in an episode of South Park. They were all wrong on it, it didn't even sound like him, and it barely looked like him.
Phil Collins rules! I don't care what anyone thinks.
by The Great Houdini December 11, 2004
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after we collided

SoMetHinG mY beSt FriEnD WOn’T ShuT Up abOuT!
I Frickin LOVE after we collided!
by Future actress November 21, 2020
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Collinism

A phrase or euphemism that is used in conjunction with gratuitous amounts of political incorrectness and over-exaggerated emotions.
Collinism: "God no, don't buy that, it has propylene glycol, and powdered cellulose in it!"

Collinism: "Trust me, if you knew half as much as i knew, your head would blow off your shoulders."
by icehomie7 December 31, 2010
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Collit

The SI unit for the quantative measurement of bullshit.
There is no quantity of bullshit recorded greater than that of 1 Collit,ergo, 1 Collit = absolute bullshit.
"man,that is bullshit!, that's got to be at least 0.99 Collits!"
(an extremely high bullshit content)
by the chat September 24, 2012
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