A Coma Wedding is when an individual suffering with a coma or within a comatic state is married binding within a court of law by an agreement of the patients Power of Attorney, family, and significant other after filing said paperwork through the local disticts juridiction.
As In "Samantha and James are finally getting married! It's sad to still see James on the venilator; the whole affair will have to be a coma wedding, but is sure is grand seeing Samantha so happy with that diamond that his estate can afford!"
by Gralkor December 9, 2008
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Get the Nut Coma mug.The intense fatigue felt following a large or particularly delicious plate of beef product; usually of steak variety though other varieties may induce a coma.
"Oh god, I'm only half way through this 16oz. rare sirloin and it delicious but I feel light headed and may be entering a beef coma."
by Atra December 9, 2013
Get the beef coma mug.When you pass out for long periods of time from massive exhaustion or sedatives, and wake up feeling awesome.
by ReignKaos August 24, 2010
Get the Sleep Coma mug.The feeling of exhaustion one feels after Thanksgiving dinner - due to the large amounts of tryptophan ingested through overeating.
I'll see you the day after Thanksgiving, assuming that I've snapped out of my tryptophan coma by then.
by chickenjulie November 19, 2005
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Get the chink coma mug.A sad coma is when you become so sad and depressed, that you fall down a spiral of depression and don't have the willpower to move from your bed/couch/floor/pile of trash.
Friend 1: Have you see Chelsea recently?
Friend 2: No, I heard she is in a sad coma and is refusing to move from her bedroom floor.
Friend 1: Aw.
Friend 2: No, I heard she is in a sad coma and is refusing to move from her bedroom floor.
Friend 1: Aw.
by Disappointmxnt February 17, 2019
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