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clumpeled

Wrinkled clumps of items such as laundry. A combination of lump and wrinkled.

Can also be referred to an inebriated state of a person on the floor.
After weeks of throwing her laundry on the floor, they had become a clumpeled mess.

After 20 shots of tequila, Gidoen was a clumpeled mess on the floor.
by Alex's girl March 8, 2007
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Clumpdick

Someone who is acting like an asshole, or an idiot.
"John wouldn't give me a slice of pizza, he was bein a real clumpdick."

Also can be used as:
"John's clumpin it up."
by ccook228 October 16, 2008
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clumpdick

Adj: (1) Someone who's acting like a real asshole.

(2)Someone who habitually says stupid comments, or does something idiotic.
"Steve won't give me any of his beer, and he's got a 30. What a clumpdick."
or
"Kevin tapped the keg wrong, and now it's all foam."
"God, Kevin's such a clumpdick."
by ccook288 October 16, 2008
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Clumpage

An aqueous solution of Silver(I) and an aqueous solution of chloride were mixed and it resulted in a clumpage.
by Ashley Williams January 27, 2009
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clumsy fuckin drooler

A person that is so clumsy that they always knock their beer or other blongings over on a daily basis.
Dude you clumsy fuckin drooler. You knocked over your beer again. Go get a towel.
by jbizzler March 7, 2009
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Clumple

(Noun) a mixture of "clump" and "crumple." Refers to the misuse of the "English language" in which there is no regard for spelling, tense, word order, sentence structure, thought cohesion, punctuation, or pronunciation.
"Her Facebook status said:
"Wen someone says there ur friend and help u out no mater wat there a lie there just like every person dat f u over i wont say no names that wen u cut there sry ass off i hate as people."
I don't even know what she is talking about. It's like she's speaking in clumple."
by Andashley Goyberton December 9, 2009
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Chumpshank

A person who is a mix of your buddy one minute, then your enemy, and a snitch. They intentionally try to get you into trouble and make it seem unintentional.
Man this guy at work let word slip to my boss that I was late and I got fired. He is such a Chumpshank!
by Neandrethal May 13, 2010
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