Someone who believes in mystic bullshit, and denies all science, despite the overwhelming amount of proof, and the lack of proof of god.
A completely delusional, self centered, STUPID person.
Someone who hates gays, pushes you into believing their blind religion, and is the main reason for worldwide conflict.
A bit of evidence to shed some light:
Mark 11:24
Therefore I tell you, whatever you ask for in prayer, believe that you have received it, and it will be yours.
This is how this prayer works. A hundred people get cancer. All of them are believers, true Christians.
They all get cancer.
So daily they pray to "god" to cure their illness.
99 of them die.
1 of them survives, and believes it's the work of god.
The news hears about that 1 person, and lets the world know.
Most of the elements in Christianity are "borrowed" from other, ancient, dead religions, and been called their own.
God, for some reason, can't show himself to humans, because that will make humans "lose faith".
Which is just really fucking stupid.
To sum it all up, a Christian has the mindset of a five year old. A five year old who belivees Santa is real.
Of course you know the kid is believing in a fairy tale, as most kids his/her age do.
He/she believes with all her heart that Santa will give him/her presents every year if he/she has been good.
The same way a Christian believes that if he's been good, rejected the very idea of homosexuality, and pushed his/her beliefs down your throat, prayed mindlessly ro some stupid fuck in the sky, they'll get to go to heaven.
:o
Only a Christian rarely outgrows these beliefs. The five year old does.
Thumb me down as much as you want. I don't really give a fuck, seeing as there are so many more important things to even think about.
A completely delusional, self centered, STUPID person.
Someone who hates gays, pushes you into believing their blind religion, and is the main reason for worldwide conflict.
A bit of evidence to shed some light:
Mark 11:24
Therefore I tell you, whatever you ask for in prayer, believe that you have received it, and it will be yours.
This is how this prayer works. A hundred people get cancer. All of them are believers, true Christians.
They all get cancer.
So daily they pray to "god" to cure their illness.
99 of them die.
1 of them survives, and believes it's the work of god.
The news hears about that 1 person, and lets the world know.
Most of the elements in Christianity are "borrowed" from other, ancient, dead religions, and been called their own.
God, for some reason, can't show himself to humans, because that will make humans "lose faith".
Which is just really fucking stupid.
To sum it all up, a Christian has the mindset of a five year old. A five year old who belivees Santa is real.
Of course you know the kid is believing in a fairy tale, as most kids his/her age do.
He/she believes with all her heart that Santa will give him/her presents every year if he/she has been good.
The same way a Christian believes that if he's been good, rejected the very idea of homosexuality, and pushed his/her beliefs down your throat, prayed mindlessly ro some stupid fuck in the sky, they'll get to go to heaven.
:o
Only a Christian rarely outgrows these beliefs. The five year old does.
Thumb me down as much as you want. I don't really give a fuck, seeing as there are so many more important things to even think about.
"Hello there. I'm Jesus! I'm a christian ! I love you! I'll forgive your sins if you believe in me! You can always count on me for help! I'm your friend!
But I need funding at church, so my friend, the priest here, will pass around this plate. Just put all your money on that. Thanks!
Also, i'm going to have to ask you to worship me, and drink my blood and eat my skin, otherwise I'LL HAVE TO DAMN YOU TO HELL!
I've also got an amazing saying:
Forgive thy enemies. Coming from me! Jesus! The guy who damns his enemies to hell!
:D"
But I need funding at church, so my friend, the priest here, will pass around this plate. Just put all your money on that. Thanks!
Also, i'm going to have to ask you to worship me, and drink my blood and eat my skin, otherwise I'LL HAVE TO DAMN YOU TO HELL!
I've also got an amazing saying:
Forgive thy enemies. Coming from me! Jesus! The guy who damns his enemies to hell!
:D"
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She’s the hottest person on earth, she has big titties and a cute smile.
Her name is quite rare in America, but quite popular in Norway and Germany.
It’s pronounced “christy-Anne” for all the retards that fuck it up all the time. All I gotta say is suck my dick.
If u like a girl named Christiane, she probably falls in love to quickly and likes u too, so ask her out!
Her name is quite rare in America, but quite popular in Norway and Germany.
It’s pronounced “christy-Anne” for all the retards that fuck it up all the time. All I gotta say is suck my dick.
If u like a girl named Christiane, she probably falls in love to quickly and likes u too, so ask her out!
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