Chris Browned

To inflict major bruises and/or cuts.

He/She got on my nerves, so i had to chris browned him/her back.

by xplosivo March 11, 2009

Chris Browned

Adj. To beat someone senseless.

Some guy called me a chowder head so I "Chris Browned" him.

How did your team do in the finals?
We "Chris Browned" the crap out of them!

by Rapscallion Sprinklewitt III March 27, 2009

chris browning

To beat, bite or attack your wife or girl.

Dee:Damn, why is he chris browning his girl?

Nemo: I heard he caught her cheating...!

Dee: Word?

by Blakwout March 13, 2009

Chris Browned

Beating the crap out of your girlfriend at a public venue

Linny: Wow, did you see Jen's face today?

Rich: Yeah, her boyfriend Chris Browned the shit out of her last night after the awards banquet

by Zq8playboy February 22, 2009

chris browning

the act of biting a puching a girl

i am going to chris brown her if she doesnt stop talking .

She got chris browned

I was chris browning her last night.

by urbanhunter February 27, 2009

Chris Browned

getting bitch slapped/ hit so hard that it would look like chris brown did it

girl: did you see Britney
girl 2: yeah, she was totally Chris browned by mike. He's a giant dick

by wiggly dick September 29, 2014

chris brown

The lowest form of person known to family friends and others as the same

Damn do I look like a Chris brown ? I can even sneak up on a glass of water at nighttime to get a drink

by midevilpro May 14, 2015