Name - A boys name, possibly the greatest name there is.
Caven's make amazing kissers and everybody loves them. If you meet a boy who is incredibly clever, funny, good-looking and kind-hearted then be sure that you have met a Caven.
Caven's make amazing kissers and everybody loves them. If you meet a boy who is incredibly clever, funny, good-looking and kind-hearted then be sure that you have met a Caven.
Person 1 - I met a boy today.
Person 2 - What was his name?
Person 1 - I don't know, but he was very good-looking and kind and perfect.
Person 2 - You must have met a Caven.
Person 2 - What was his name?
Person 1 - I don't know, but he was very good-looking and kind and perfect.
Person 2 - You must have met a Caven.
by 2667890 December 30, 2011
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Get the flooding the cave mug.n. Similar to a traditional cheque but differs in the fact that the cheque is guaranteed to bounce. Given out by chavs usually to Argos stores in exchange for cheap jewelry.
by FlyHigh September 3, 2005
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Get the Chace mug.The pathetic and worthless outcome of the sloppy fumblings which all 1-2 minutes of pointless prodding (usually into a saggy grey gusset due to the fact that neither of them would think to remove her knickers first) purports to be the act of sexual intercourse between 2 scabby, jobless, skanky drug and Lambrini addled fuck-wits.
This genetically weakened child is usually delivered after 6 months via Caesarean Section due to the fact that the scummy bitch carrying it is:
a) A frequenter of the local shooting gallery
b) A total piss-brain
c) Usually around 15 and already suffering from early-onset emphysema due to chain-smoking from the age of 7
d) Riddled with syphilis due to shagging with any scummer that gave her a ciggy. Just to say 'Thank you'...awwww aint she polite...
e) Dead from all of the above
This feeble child will go through early life reviled for either his abnormally large ears and fingers or her obesity and awful, constant whiff of piss due to her defective bladder.
Eventually these two gene-pool failures will meet and mate with their counterpart and so continues the cycle of life.....
Ain't evolution a bummer?
This genetically weakened child is usually delivered after 6 months via Caesarean Section due to the fact that the scummy bitch carrying it is:
a) A frequenter of the local shooting gallery
b) A total piss-brain
c) Usually around 15 and already suffering from early-onset emphysema due to chain-smoking from the age of 7
d) Riddled with syphilis due to shagging with any scummer that gave her a ciggy. Just to say 'Thank you'...awwww aint she polite...
e) Dead from all of the above
This feeble child will go through early life reviled for either his abnormally large ears and fingers or her obesity and awful, constant whiff of piss due to her defective bladder.
Eventually these two gene-pool failures will meet and mate with their counterpart and so continues the cycle of life.....
Ain't evolution a bummer?
Most of the fuggly cunts on chavscum.com
Wayne 'jugg-ears' Rooney and his tasteless hoe g/f 'colin'
Vikky Beckham (aka vikki pollard)
Most of the STD addled 14-15yo slutters hanging outside The Event II in Brighton. Chavenstein breeders every fukken 1 lololololol.
Small-cock wanker 19yo twats in their 'poor man's big cock' souped up motors with a fat exhaust sticking out the back. I laugh my fukken ass off every time I see 1 broken down or wrapped around a tree. That's 1 less Chavenstein creator....
Wayne 'jugg-ears' Rooney and his tasteless hoe g/f 'colin'
Vikky Beckham (aka vikki pollard)
Most of the STD addled 14-15yo slutters hanging outside The Event II in Brighton. Chavenstein breeders every fukken 1 lololololol.
Small-cock wanker 19yo twats in their 'poor man's big cock' souped up motors with a fat exhaust sticking out the back. I laugh my fukken ass off every time I see 1 broken down or wrapped around a tree. That's 1 less Chavenstein creator....
by Mik Mak September 7, 2005
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typical chavette ;
failed curly hair with so much mousse it looks wet & greasy
a tracksuit
orange foundation, badly applied
shiny pouting fish lips
usually fat
a coat/waistcoat with a fluffy hood
an inabilty to speak english
"bling bling"
basically chavs & chavettes walk (well you can't really call it walking) round thinking they're "so ard", spitting on the floor and smoking and starting a fight with any random passer-by.
typical chavette ;
failed curly hair with so much mousse it looks wet & greasy
a tracksuit
orange foundation, badly applied
shiny pouting fish lips
usually fat
a coat/waistcoat with a fluffy hood
an inabilty to speak english
"bling bling"
basically chavs & chavettes walk (well you can't really call it walking) round thinking they're "so ard", spitting on the floor and smoking and starting a fight with any random passer-by.
chavette ; orriteee bbz gt me a new adidas trckiie 2 go wv ma burberry cap init gna gt fckiin smshd outa ma hedd den stab sum rndomer cs iim ard lyk dat!11!
me ; stfu.
me ; stfu.
by ksekid August 24, 2008
Get the chavette mug.Cave juice is the sticky film or residue that sometimes precipitates out of your anus. It could happen after deficating, or just on a really hot summer day. It is odorless and can be used as a lubricant, in times of need.
Tim mentioned that he had a hell of a case of bat wing, but Ryan said it was nothing compared to the cave juice he was experiencing today.
by D-Style February 23, 2004
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