of or pretaining to the crap that hangs on the hair of your anus after taking a huge fucking shit. You will most likely find these little turds days maybe weeks after you take a crap.
an example of an anal chandelier would be when you take a crap and then a day later, and you acidentaly find hard shit on your ass hair. If you are a fag, you will most likely find them either fingering yourself or giving another fag a rim job.
by Michael Kane October 9, 2005
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by Saints September 23, 2003
Get the chandelier mug.This position requires two pull-up bars, spaced approximately 2 feet from one another. The man hangs from one, while the woman hangs from the other facing him. The woman swings over and wraps her legs around the man, such that they are coitally engaged while facing one another. The man and woman then swing their bodies slightly, providing the movement for intercourse.
Variations on this position involve the woman looking away from the man, who enters her anally. This position is also known as "Tarzan Catches Jane," also referred to as the TCJ, as it can be remembered as follows: Tarzan and Jane are swinging through the forest, when Tarzan catches Jane but, going to have his way with her, he gets the wrong hole.
The TCJ is not recommended for anal sex amateurs, as it can lead to rectal trauma.
Variations on this position involve the woman looking away from the man, who enters her anally. This position is also known as "Tarzan Catches Jane," also referred to as the TCJ, as it can be remembered as follows: Tarzan and Jane are swinging through the forest, when Tarzan catches Jane but, going to have his way with her, he gets the wrong hole.
The TCJ is not recommended for anal sex amateurs, as it can lead to rectal trauma.
Dude, I am so bummed...my pull-up bar broke the other day when we were doing the Italian Chandelier and I think I broke my coccyx.
by Jagizzle April 16, 2008
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v. - to have anal sex with someone before having vaginal sex with that person
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I couldnt believe it when I took that girl home and she said that she was saving herself for her future husband and we chandised
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