Chalk

When someone is dry and or is not being cool
Edgar is always being chalk
by Chigly January 2, 2022
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Sidewalk Chalk Shake

Cum on the sidewalk on an 80°+ day. Wait until dry. Color over with sidewalk chalk, and blow away any loose pieces. Next, pour cold tap water over the cum-chalked area. Peel of gingerly and mix into blender. For more than one servings ask friends to help with more cum. For added flavor add your choice of vodka and a shaved off skin of any fruit. Blend all together and enjoy.
Sis you should come with us next time I help us make sidewalk chalk shakes, cunt.
by Iceclecreame April 8, 2019
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chalked up

person 1: "my dog died"

person 2: "oh, u must be real chalked up then?"

person 1: "what??"
by menliker5000 December 28, 2022
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Chalk bag compliment

When a girl is trying to flirt with you but she doesn’t make it obvious so she sounds more like she’s just simply giving a random compliment.
Girl: “I really like your chalk bag.”
Guy: “Thanks…”
Girl, thinking about it later: Why didn’t he flirt back?
Guy, thinking about it later: That girl was nice for giving me a chalk bag compliment.
by FoxtrotTwelve September 16, 2024
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Chalk

The worst thing to touch the planet. Ever everybody should hate it
Chalk sucks.
by Chalk-sucks January 21, 2021
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chalk-beast

a college instructor who tends to get chalk all over his or her body, including the face and stomach, while writing important academic concepts on the chalkboard.
Wow. Look at that chalk-beast go! She has chalk all over her neck, and she's scribbling concepts all over the chalkboard.
by pandabear1236 July 23, 2012
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chalk comet

a severely damaged penis which is still fit for purpose.
bernard's exposed chalk comet was the main topic of conversation at the bus stop
by percy puberty September 5, 2016
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