The Chalke Valley

The prestigious Chalke Valley, located on the Wiltshire/Dorset boundary. Populated by middle class families whose wealth comes from either being a Chartered Surveyor/Accountant, Lawyer, Architect or inherited farm land. Stay at home mummy's can be found volunteering at the village shop, Waitrose or walking their gundog.

Home to the Chalke Valley History Festival - a middle/upper class get together of the red trousers brigade talking about politics and history.

Person 1: Where do you live?

Person 2: I live in the Chalke Valley

Person 1: Wow, what an achievement.

by ZEBE100 March 8, 2020

Piece of chalk

An individual who is exceedingly dull and uninspiring, devoid of any engaging qualities, and known for their lackluster personality.

“Olivia is such a piece of chalk she’s so useless.”

by coopsndip May 26, 2024

black chalk

Black Chalk meaning the police in 2017’s “Okja” movie.

“The Black Chalk is here!!”

by anonymous June 17, 2022

baked chalk feet

reeeeally crusty feet....
like i mean really crusty. includes toenails too

"Yesterday, I went to the mall. I saw Amy, buying new sandals, with her baked chalk feet out in the open!"

by big ol mess January 21, 2023

talk chalk

A webcomic by St. Fallen about the lives of 8 pieces of chalk, that talk. talkchalk.wordpress.com

"did you read that new webcomic talk chalk?"
"what?"

"talk chalk, did you read it?"
"what?"
"fag."

by stfallen August 21, 2009

Chalking

When you're talking to a girl trying to hook up. This was a word used in the late 80's to early 90's in Tanpa mainly in the West Tanpa area

Look at Arenie chalking on that girl thinking he's gonna hook up.

by LiL Pluto August 24, 2025

Chalking

When your bro has a glass eye, removes it, and your stick the tip of your penis in his eye socket in the fashion of a cue stick in chalk.

“Alex got chalked by Matt’s eye hole last night”

Chalking (verb): fucking your friends eye socket

by FifthHole99 October 9, 2021