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Cartoon Network

In the broadest sense, a network that airs cartoons. Famous for Steven Universe and Adventure Time.
I don’t care what everybody else says, I’m watching Cartoon Network
by QuackityHQsucks June 29, 2019
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carpooling

When two to four guys are interested in the same girl and form an alliance in order to get the girl to like them and share. When there are more than four guys it is called busing. See polygamy or mormonism.
Bro 1: Yo bro, I hear you like this girl, too.
Bro 2: Yeah, bro. What about it?
Bro 1: You wanna form an alliance and carpool?
Bro 2: ....Yeah. We can go carpooling.
by JewBoyLeo December 9, 2015
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carpool

To drag a third person along on an attempted date to make you look good and get things moving faster.
Dude, I'm totally carpooling tonight, and the freeway seems to be clearing up, but I just can't get my bro to leave!
by guava c May 14, 2011
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cartoon eyes

Someone who's eyes are painted on i.e. they can't see whats in front of them
"Couldn't you see that? You must have cartoon eyes!"
by Chris Field November 19, 2007
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cartoonish

Cartoonish is childly and delightful,
like cupcakes and sammiches.
it doesn't mean like a cartoon, though.
Cartoons are childly, just not delightful.
IT IS NOT AN INSULT.
kaelyn:"oh i just love my cupcake, with its cartoonish frosting."
by dinosaursgorawr March 24, 2008
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Blue Cartoons

Context: not all pedophiles ("boy-lovers") just let their fantasies run away with them. Some are working to try to get beyond their hang-ups and help others to as well. Following the tradition of cognitive therapy, and in order to POUNCE ON, IDENTIFY and CONTROL those runaway moments by using irony and satire, the following vocabulary item was created and offered to the community by "Didaskalos."

Official motto of the website:

BoyChat: You are not alone.

Anagrams:

Ah, cry; a looney-tune taboo.

Ahoy! Let no cub too near ya.

Yeah, no blue cartoon a toy.

So, "Watching Blue Cartoons" is my new pet phrase for both:

A) reading & posting at BoyChat; cuz the background is baby-boy BLUE, gettit?

B) projecting needs & dreams & whatnot onto some boy.
E.g., "Former poster Dr. Adam Selene has not been Watching Blue Cartoons with us for a while."

But I gotta stop working on anagrams; I just "heard" a boy three blocks down crying because he had to go to bed. I better put on my BLUE CARTOON cape, swing into action, and FIX THAT BOY-DRAMA!!!!

Or:

The new 16-year old lifeguard dudes at the pool this summer are pretty handsome, I'm glad to say. Was that one with the earrings coming on to me, or am I just Watching Blue Cartoons again?

---Didaskalos
by Didaskalos June 20, 2007
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CartoonChess

The super-shway creator of the "Cartoon Crater".Guy also known as Mooch,Moochachino,or any other name you can come up with.The beginning of all his MSN screenames
CartoonChess:Sick Of Feeling Sick
CartoonChess:Metioning Melanie In His Sceename In A Practise He Doesn't Plan To Continue
by ~*®ó©k ° §ŧã®*~ September 13, 2003
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