by BloodHartAxe March 28, 2021

by BloodHartAxe March 28, 2021

by Cabbagebuddy March 17, 2010

by sdimom747 June 12, 2018

"Forgive me Father, for I have sinned."
"Unburden yourself my child."
"I ate Vanessas' smurf cabbage, and I am ashamed."
"Unburden yourself my child."
"I ate Vanessas' smurf cabbage, and I am ashamed."
by Shabanga95 February 13, 2019

The face you make when something is unexpectedly shoved up your rectum and is extremely disliked.
Can be metaphorical as well.
Can be metaphorical as well.
Face Cabbage - the face you make when something is unexpectedly shoved up your rectum and is extremely disliked.
"Ewww Paul fingered my asshole last night"
"Oh no did he see your face cabbage? SHHHIIT"
"Ewww Paul fingered my asshole last night"
"Oh no did he see your face cabbage? SHHHIIT"
by SexyFaceCabbage April 10, 2017

1. During sexual intercourse in the doggy-style position, the man pulls out and ejaculates on the woman's butt cheeks.
2. Rubbing ejaculate into the butt cheeks.
2. Rubbing ejaculate into the butt cheeks.
1. I was fucking her doggy and instead of giving her a creampie, I decided to butter the cabbage.
2. "If a man's a gentleman, he may butter my cabbage."
(Porn Queen, from web series Mouthpieces on hungrmantv.com)
2. "If a man's a gentleman, he may butter my cabbage."
(Porn Queen, from web series Mouthpieces on hungrmantv.com)
by GreggMo February 12, 2012
