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Cabbage clan

A group of irrelevant people who have fun
by BloodHartAxe March 28, 2021
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Cabbage clan

The clan of irrelevant people who have a good time
by BloodHartAxe March 28, 2021
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Cabbage Lag

Similar to itis, cabbage lag is the state of lethargy from a large amount of Irish food.
Jimmy ate like four plates of corn beef and cabbage, now he's got some SEVERE cabbage lag.
by Cabbagebuddy March 17, 2010
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Smurf Cabbage

A sexual act consisting of consuming a shredded cabbage garnish laid upon a blue waffle.
"Forgive me Father, for I have sinned."
"Unburden yourself my child."
"I ate Vanessas' smurf cabbage, and I am ashamed."
by Shabanga95 February 13, 2019
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face cabbage

The face you make when something is unexpectedly shoved up your rectum and is extremely disliked.

Can be metaphorical as well.
Face Cabbage - the face you make when something is unexpectedly shoved up your rectum and is extremely disliked.

"Ewww Paul fingered my asshole last night"

"Oh no did he see your face cabbage? SHHHIIT"
by SexyFaceCabbage April 10, 2017
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butter the cabbage

1. During sexual intercourse in the doggy-style position, the man pulls out and ejaculates on the woman's butt cheeks.

2. Rubbing ejaculate into the butt cheeks.
1. I was fucking her doggy and instead of giving her a creampie, I decided to butter the cabbage.

2. "If a man's a gentleman, he may butter my cabbage."
(Porn Queen, from web series Mouthpieces on hungrmantv.com)
by GreggMo February 12, 2012
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