Skip to main content

Canada cream pie

A Canada cream pie is a sexual act in which the male puts maple syrup in either the vagina or the asshole and strokes it till completion. Then eats out the woman (or man) for a tasty Canada cream pie.
Dude 1: I’m so hungry and horny rn!
Dude 2: I don’t have much in my pantry, but I do have some syrup. Want a Canada cream pie?
Dude 1: hell yes dude!
by Brendawg Jones January 12, 2024
mugGet the Canada cream pie mug.

Merryland Cream Pie

A pie gaining a celebrity food status invented in 2001 be El Cheffo Dano Rae made from vanilla pudding topped with marshmallows and raspberry pie filling with the topping being frozen and placed on the pie. The topping is cracked with a spoon and still crunchy when eaten.
Dano Rae's Merryland Cream Pie is ficking incredible.
by Slothster January 15, 2024
mugGet the Merryland Cream Pie mug.

Cream Pot Pie

A term used to describe shooting your nut into a hairy belly button.
Yo dawg, I already knew you liked my cream pot pie, last time you asked for seconds.
by Redmeat May 6, 2023
mugGet the Cream Pot Pie mug.

Memphis Cream Pie

The act of packing cocaine underneath the foreskin of your penis, followed by dipping the head of the penis in cocaine once more, and then engaging in vaginal or anal intercourse until reaching climax while creating a numbing-high sensation for the female partner.
Ricky gave me the wildest Memphis Cream Pie last night I swear I almost fainted it was so good!
by chowderboi1911 May 8, 2023
mugGet the Memphis Cream Pie mug.

Chocolate cream pie

When you push your butt cheeks together while pinching a loaf..
I always have to shower after a chocolate cream pie...
mugGet the Chocolate cream pie mug.

Boston Cream pie

Don’t. You. Dare. It is a very good dessert from the greatest city on earth and it SHOULD be nothing more or nothing less.
If anyone uses Boston Cream Pie as a sexual term one more time, I will lose my shit.
by What’s your handle321 December 13, 2023
mugGet the Boston Cream pie mug.

Whipped cream on pie

When someone is so absolutely enamored another person that they’d do anything for them
Person A: He got me roses and a necklace to ask me out and he told me he’s been planning it for months
Person B: he’s so down atrocious whipped cream on pie
by auroralotus December 3, 2022
mugGet the Whipped cream on pie mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email