Botched

Out of it. Tired as fuck and you feel pretty high. A fake, natural high. Usually only heavy sleepers get botched.

"Dude I feel high as a bitch on zanex."
"Yeah you're pretty botched"

by trvplvrd fvckbvthcvs March 3, 2016

bitched

when a guy does some unneccessary shit for a girl beause he thinks it will help him get some pussy even though evryone knows there is no chance of that happening

when hersh was taking the sats, steph called and said "hersh my vagina is bloody, bring me a tampon" so hersh got up, went to a&p, bought some tampax, brought it her, and left. then two days later, after hersh finishes doing all of stephs homework, and finishes walking her dog and cleaning up its shit with his bare hands, he is at his grandmas funeral when steph calls and says, "hersh im done with this tampon, come throw it out for me. hersh runs to his car, goes up in the bathroom grabs the tampon, rubs it on his cock because that is the closest his cock will ever come to her pussy and then throws it out.

by south side playa April 3, 2005

all bitched up

Extremly excited-horny

Damn it, I'm all Bitched up, I need to find a man to put the boots to me!

by LB May 6, 2005

... butchers wife

comparing your current status to 'a butchers wife' to show how strong your current emotion is.

'i'm hotter than a butchers wife'

'i'm dryer than a butchers wife'

'i'm more tired than a butchers wife'

by ad Smith September 23, 2004

Butchers Cock

The smell of rancid menstral blood on your penis.Smells like an old butcher shop.

Just went for a wiz and it stank the misses must be on the rag.Butchers cock.

by K Hole August 21, 2008

butcher

when your fucking a girl for the first time and her vagina bleeds, so you gather up the blood and put it on sandwhich meat and cut it then eat it.

andy- she was a virgin so i decided to do a good old fashion butcher

by fARtbucket March 9, 2012

butchers

a place where they chop up dead animals

i'm going to get some beef from the butchers

by Jonathan November 20, 2003