Beef Brondo

Is a Bro who is exploding with muscle mass and is physically better then everyone else.

I was at the gym yesterday and this beef brondo destroyed the bitches by flexing his abs and biceps.

by briondo beach brondo August 11, 2010

Crush-bound

1) State of being so hung up on your former boyfriend/girlfriend that you cannot imagine dating someone else.
2) The opposite of 'rebound.'

1) Jen just broke up with her boyfriend; she's way too crush-bound to try speed-dating right now!

by Nocturna of the Fey February 22, 2011

County Bound

Someone who was born in the county of a city these people are usually considered soft

Aye imma beat that nigga ass
He ain’t even worth it he county bound

by The true one April 20, 2018

The Jacob from brundage effect

When your eyes start to widen and your hair gets curly and end up looking like the mike wazowski meme

Bro your getting the the Jacob from brundage effect your looking like mike wazowski

by Gchris6969 August 15, 2021

bound in chains

You and your girlfriend are both going your different ways, your girlfriend doesn't want to end it she says they can make it work. You the guy wants this thing to end and leave. The girl asks for one more night together. Before you have sex you go to put your condom on but your girlfriend says she's on the pill, so you don't put it on. After your finished you leave two weeks later you get a call its your ex-girlfriend calling and she's pregnant and she has gotten her wish.

I had just ended it with my girl she really didn't want to we had sex one more time, a few weeks later i was bound in chains.

by the next big porn star June 3, 2010

brundle

Name relating to a person who is an office jerk-off, partly because he acts
like Martin Brundle from the movie The Fly and smells of fish, has booze on his breath,generally unkempt and with a nervous temperament which makes him moan a lot and says " Bah!" and " Rrrrrigghhtt!" Likeable one minute then a different creature the next. Brundle is also a great alias that you can use to talk about somebody without them ever knowing.

"Brundle's at it again!" " Man, Brundle's reekin' of the bevy!"

by Jasper Jobbie January 13, 2008

Brundlefuck

Brundlefuck - Noun

A Brundlefuck is a person who is so stupid they will never fit into society and the words "dumbfuck" and "clusterfuck" no longer apply to them.

OR

Someone who has done something so immensely stupid they will never live it down. They've done this either to prove themselves, win a bet, or to rise to everyone else's level, but they really only degrade their image in the minds of others.

-Two men, one of which who is immensely wasted, the other one sober, are seen rocketing off a ramp in an old Gremlin. Amazed onlookers cry out in terror, admiration, and boredom.-

Terry: I saw two guys in there.
Hillary: Really now.
Terry: Yeah. Who do you think is the bigger brundlefuck?
Hillary: I'm guessing the drunk guy, for driving that thing?
Terry: No, it's the sober guy, for willingly participating in this stunt.

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Todd swam in a septic tank last thursday as part of a bet. What a brundlefuck. I'm gonna make sure he never forgets this.

by *8 June 24, 2009