brocabulary

part of bromanculture, vocabulary spoken from one bro to another, with emphasis on bronunciation.

An emphasis should be put on expanding one's brocabulary at every opportunity.

Bro-ing Out - Akin to a bro's version of "Girls Night Out", but with less kissing and boob-grabbing.

Brode - Bro Code. "If bro_#1 wants to date bro_#2's ex, he is obligated to ask. Bro_#2 is then in turn obligated to say Yes."

Bromosexual - A bro that is also a chick, and therefore bang-able.

Broner - Over-excitement for any bro-ing out activity. "Eddie popped a total broner when Jimmy rented out the Laser-tag pavillion..."

Bronoculars - A safety devise used to counteract another Bro's Beer Goggles. "If it weren't for my bronoculars, Harry would have rumped a total ugmo!"

The P-L-Bro - A group of bros occupying the same brocation as your brommunity.

Quid Pro Bro - A more or less equal exchange of goods or services between bros. "You can borrow my bike, but I get to tag your sister, Jenny."

Brophylactic - An agent, device, or measure that protects a bro from unwanted contact. "Don't be a ding-dong, cover your schling-schlong."

by E Cajones (_i_) May 12, 2007

colby brock

Colby Brock is my husband no cap

Back off Colby Brock is mine

by colby brock smexy March 12, 2020

Broceratops

A guy that is just so incredibly 'bro' that he can only be known as a Broceratops.

The origin comes from the word 'bro', combined with triceratops, a dinosaur that lived in the Late Cretaceous Period. This makes a Broceratops.

Yo what's good, Broceratops!

Look at that tool! What a Broceratops!

by Meatwaded January 8, 2009

Beef and Broccoli Bowl

A smoking pipe/bowl filled with High grade marijuana and Lower grade marijuana mixed together.

Dude 1: Yo you wanna match on a bowl? I got some dank.
Dude 2: I'm down but all I got is some mids right now.
Dude 1: Fuck it, lets smoke a beef and broccoli bowl
Dude 2: Worrd.

by Itsalways420somewhere July 28, 2011

brocialism

Brocialism is a brocial and broconomic system characterized by brocial ownership of the means of broduction and co-operative management of the broconomy as well as a brolitical theory and movement that aims at the establishment of such a system. "Brocial ownership" may refer to cooperative enterprises (ragers, keggers, hospital visits, etc), common ownership (brotein powder, pizza, weights), or any combinajtion of these. There are many varieties of brocialism and there is no single definition encapsulating the boundlessness nature of brociety.

"Bill Clinton's economic policies are capitalistic, but his Oval Office policy with brunettes define brocialism."

by APB&KC February 20, 2014

Broccoli

1.) Slang for pot

2.) The vegetable that your parents always told you to eat.

1.) "Man, I'm gonna go smoke some Broccoli!"

2.) "Wise words from the departing: Eat your greens, especially Broccoli"-John Balance of Coil, "Broccoli"

by Dagon April 30, 2005

Isaac Brock

The coolest man alive. Talented songwriter/guitarist/ukulele player/banjoist/singer. He mainly writes Alternative Rock, and he plays with Modest Mouse, Which consists of him, Eric Judy (basist), Jeremiah Green (Drummer) and someone else who plays the guita. He wrote one of the best albums ever, Good News For the People Who Love Bad News.
His music is probably the best ever next to he Beatles. Oh yeah, and he's a dick.

"I just went to see Isaac Brock play Good News For the People Who Love Bad News! And he took me backstage!"
"Cool, what did he do with you backstage?"
"He slapped me, because I screamed to loud when I saw him...."

by brucedamoose May 12, 2010