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Dirty Brendan

A very cool and hot and funny and cool person with a fully functional penis.
Wow dirty Brendan’s penis works so well like it gets hard and everything
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Brendan Kell

an annoying guy that:
a) doesn’t know how to drive a car and has been pulled over by the cops
b) scratches the car
c) sucks at fortnite
person a: yo why is that guy so bad at fortnite?
person b: idk he somehow managed to blow himself up.
person a: oh i know it’s brendan kell

person b: ahhh that makes sense.
by imoyyy July 13, 2018
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Brendan

Brendan wears glasses, claims to be about 5’10, and has very hair legs. His weewee measures up to about 5.5 inches. He likes the game Smash but doesn’t ever get to smash irl. His parents are dickheads. We love a good Brendan.
Mmmmmmmm Brendan’s around
Every girl ever: i’m boutta bust on site
by notbrendan84 June 17, 2021
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Brendan's fantasy football team

1) A terrible and highly-overrated team of fantasy footballers; the most notoriously shitty "Brendan's fantasy football team" plays in the "Justice For John Markus Nead"

2) The vaginal equivalent of male "blue balls"
1) Rocco: "Brendan's fantasy football team blows"
2) Raul: "My girl had a bad case of Brendan's fantasy football team last night"
Spencer Ware: "Shoulda fucked her as hard as I fucked Rocco's team in the championship"
by Rocky C 816 August 12, 2017
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Brendan

He has a fat ass, sexiest male ever and is the Pudding Man also known as the messiah
is that brendan, holy shit hes the so hot, can i suck on his toes
by Da Pudding Man July 7, 2020
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Brendan

A coward that gets nothing done because he is looking up his own name
Jesse: Brendan! Did you do your part of the project?
Brendan: No, bitch! Fuck off!
*Jesse starts crying*
by Whatever <3 May 2, 2019
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Brendan Li

Only the true sigmas are named with this special name, only goddesses, and gods resprect the brendan li
by Brendan Li March 11, 2024
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