a school in miami where the coolest ppl ever go to, way better than lourdes, west minister, carrollton, palmer trinity, and all other schools. we like columbus and belen boys cause they’re so hot and have long schlongs.
guy 1: did u see that hot ass girl?
guy 2: yeah what school does she go to?
guy 1: st brendan definitely
guy 2: yeah what school does she go to?
guy 1: st brendan definitely
by bibi and la January 22, 2024

ha there's brendan loooooser !!!!!
by gago2925 November 22, 2019

by uzqx January 1, 2023

The slimiest, greasiest don
man: oh i’m sorry that your locked out of your house but i’m with my girlfriend sooo
other man: ahh mate don’t be a Brendan
other man: ahh mate don’t be a Brendan
by Djamila November 7, 2020

Brendan is the literal GOD of sex. The male version of aphrodite. He is one of the sexiest man alive and is a must do in bed. His cock is the biggest compared to everyone else. He will fufill your wildest dreams.
Person 1 "OMG I had Brendan in bed last night and it was AMAZING"
Person 2 "Your so lucky to sleep with him, I'm going to try tonight"
Person 1 "To late, I already asked him."
Person 2 "Your so lucky to sleep with him, I'm going to try tonight"
Person 1 "To late, I already asked him."
by The know it all guy March 21, 2022

sexy hot ching chong bing bong. most fuckable asian out there. brendan is straight but all the boy and girls want him
grimace: heyyy, GIVE ME THE D
brendan: i can shake your world grimace
brendan: but im not gay
Grimace: you little cutie patootie, i want you sooo bad
brendan: i can shake your world grimace
brendan: but im not gay
Grimace: you little cutie patootie, i want you sooo bad
by fortnitelover6969uwuonichan July 26, 2023
