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breaking the seal

When a woman has unprotected sex with 5 or more men in a 4 hour period, she develops a seminal wall inside her vaginal cavity. This wall is nearly impenetrable and can only be breached by passing urine or douching.
Baby Carlos: Damn! that girl was "breaking the seal" all over everyone last night.

Adult Carlos: Grossss! i know. I heard some girls got pregnant from it, hope they got 500 bucks or a coat hanger.
by baby carlos March 9, 2010
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breaking handcuffs

Is when your such a bad ass and so nasty and mean. That if the police arrested you you'd break the handcuffs.
Shit man I saw Leon in a brawl wiv a hustler yesterday. he was breakin handcuffs!!
by badboy_g October 10, 2004
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breaking nails

When a female masturbates too vigorously/frequently and her finger nails break
Sally's boyfriend was away for the weekend so she spent a lot of time breaking nails
by Starfkers November 10, 2015
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Breaking the third wall

Breaking the Third wall is when a character acknowledges directly or indirectly that they are in a movie, tv show, comic book, book. (Ex: a manga character says “This situation is insane! It’s not like we’re in a manga or something!)
That character seriously just started breaking the third wall!
by JDxN April 23, 2020
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breaking bank

Spending money that you don't have. Using loans.
That family is breaking bank for her. That's a lot of debt.
by Labortil14 August 7, 2011
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Breaking Benjamin

Another failed attempt at pop rock. People complained Grunge wasn't real rock, now we have a tool mimic on our hands. I only listened to this band, because Billy Corgan cowrote a few songs. If you're looking for some minor talent, I suggest Britney Spears or 50 Cent over this shit any day. And to the dork who robbed his name from FFVII, and not to mention his little brothers anal virginity, obviously you had to have been in touch with the mainstream to have ever heard of Breaking Benjamin in the first place, you fuckin' hypocrite. It's about time to grow up and quit classifying yourself as a rebel, or hasn't your crotch fuzz finished growing in yet?
Lonely Goth Boy Rufus Shinra: Hey guys! Breaking Benjamin's cool!
Some Random Football Jock: That guy's wearin' lipstick! GET 'EM!
by Whothefuckcares December 11, 2004
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breaking bad

a very good show about a guy who has resorted to cooking meth to pay for his cancer and the rest of his family's life i like it but he has a weird ass family an ugly wife who he use to bone every other episode a kid who unfortunately has cerebral palsy his wife's sister is just fucking weird and his brother in law is a member of the dea but otherwise it is a great show
did you see that episode of breaking bad?

ya it was good
by brarg April 7, 2010
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