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rolling bolt

Rolling bolt is a defense technique used by obese (healthy) queens when they feel threatened. They lay down on the ground, and roll as fast as they can to flatten us skinny people.
Pajeet: omg look at that skinny woman

Parag: yeah, she looks like she'll make a good target for my rolling bolt
by karenlondon69 December 30, 2021
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Bolting

The art of behaving somewhat obnoxious and soberly drunk. people who enjoy bolting are fans of creating loud noises and making a scene.
Oh please ignore the guy dancing on the table, he's not drunk, he's just bolting again.
by WhottaWhitt June 12, 2016
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Bolted

When you’ve taken large amounts of MDMA or other stimulants and you feel high while your eyes are popping
Jason - “You alright bruv?”
Regan - “Yeah mate I’m just bolted as fuck at the moment.”
Jason - “Yeah I can tell you’ve taken a load of MD boy.”
Regan - “Wanna get bolted with me?”
by yournansasocialreject102 September 13, 2025
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Seattle Lightning Bolt

When you dump a gallon of water on your girls vagina, then proceed to slap her viciously with your dick. And then shit on her vagina and shove in quickly
Dad: "Son, I want you to know you were born during the Seattle lightning bolt"
by lusealdickman September 18, 2016
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Holt Bolt

When your countries leader disappears under strange, mysterious or controversial circumstances and never reappears.
“After such a long failed campaign to take Ukraine, Putin decided he had no other option than to enact the Holt Bolt”
by GhillieGuy97 June 21, 2023
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Bolt and Midnight

That one duo that you meet on random video games. If you killed or went near Midnight, Bolt would not be happy.
Oh crud Bolt and Midnight are over there. I wouldn’t mess with them..
by BoltEchos March 29, 2021
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rolling bolt

rolling bolt is a technique that obese people use to defend themselves from thin people, they lay down on the ground and roll as fast as they can. They use their precious fat rolls to squish thinnies.
karen: omg look at that thinnie giving us obese queens that look
london: omg you're right! shes going to be a victim of my rolling bolt
by karenlondon December 24, 2021
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