bologna night stand

When you put two pieces of bologna between the couch cushions and fuck it.

Hey bro what you end up doing last night?

Just another bologna night stand.

by anonymous August 24, 2021

Bologna

It’s not fucking real and you shouldn’t believe it don’t just believe what the government is telling about things like “bologna” or “Wyoming” or “birds” they’re all fake and if you think you’ve seen any of these things the government probably put a chip in your brain

*appocalypse ish setting*
Person 1: I had some bologna today
Person 2: ya I bet you did haha *shoots person 1 directly in the head*

by Saggyvirgin October 15, 2020

Banned Bologna

The genitals of a priest who has vowed a life of celibacy.

Did you hear what father Ben gave Sister Carrol? He gave her the ol’ Banned Bologna last night.

by Jokes n stuff February 28, 2021

Loose bologna

When you make a dank ass fried bologna sandwich and get raw dogged at the same time and then he cums in your sandwich and you eat it

Brad gave Sam a loose bologna w cheese last night

by Kfuckingstar April 19, 2018

Feeding bologna to the smurfs

When your smurf becomes hungry and needs his daily bologna

I walcked into ,y dad feeding bologna to the smurfs. Someone please bleach my eyes

by Bolognasmurf October 29, 2018

Bologna stick

Description of the male penis.

Look at that bologna stick holding up the line

by Greg Haun February 25, 2019

Bologna-Holster

A vulgar description of the mouth.
A place to put your cock.

Usually used to define a homophobic males mouth.

Yo! Shut your fucking Bologna-Holster, you shit eating cocksucker!

by LordAxleRod December 16, 2022