When you think you are pushing out a fart but you actually slightly shit yourself, resulting in you having to throw out that 100 dollar Gucci underwear.
On a date with a hot chick.
Dave: "Oh shit I have to fart, but what if she hears? Fuck it."
*Juicy wet fart sound emerges*
Aileen: "What the fuck was that?"
Dave Biffed himself when on a date with a big booty hoe.
Dave: "Oh shit I have to fart, but what if she hears? Fuck it."
*Juicy wet fart sound emerges*
Aileen: "What the fuck was that?"
Dave Biffed himself when on a date with a big booty hoe.
by BootyConnosieur February 6, 2017
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(verb)
to accidentally knock into something/hurt yourself by your own strength/physically hurt somebody else.
(noun)
a term of endearment.
to accidentally knock into something/hurt yourself by your own strength/physically hurt somebody else.
(noun)
a term of endearment.
'I just biffed myself on the wall' (i just walked into the wall)
'When the train jolted I biffed myself in the face'
'Shutup loser or I'll be forced to biff you'
'HELLO BIFF!'
'When the train jolted I biffed myself in the face'
'Shutup loser or I'll be forced to biff you'
'HELLO BIFF!'
by Peanuts3 April 13, 2009
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Get the Biff mug.To remove someone from contention "biff them out" or "biff someone out" was a slang term. Originally coined in the Midwestern U.S., in the 1960's common usage, the phrase was used to describe removing someone from contention, preventing them from succeeding, as in "they were biffed out" or eliminated from competition. In sports, it could mean being wiped out of competition, or to fail.
Biff them out. 1. They were biffed out of any chance at success when their past criminal history was exposed. 2. She was biffed out of any chance of winning.
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Get the biff gang mug.That small percentage of relatives who look like ogres on disability, fuck their cousins thru extreme anal gaping and knee cap play, finance TVs for 10 times the amount of cost, shit on themselves daily, and have a combined IQ of 7.
"These gooslin biffs always trade in there tvs before they pay them off and get a new one that cost more. Then shit on themselves when they realise they are paying 10times the original price but do it anyway, then call their cousin for a late night butt fix"
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