bagoon

Something or someone who is overly huge or ugly.

Holy shit Tom look at that nasty bagoon!

by Bunk Diggity September 6, 2006

Baron

Also commonly referred to as "The Baron", is a name given to a friend or acquaintance who may have over indulged on alcohol and/or illicit drugs. This over indulgence usually leads to erratic and unsocial behaviour by the individual and is usually followed by some, if not all of the following;
-total disregard for own wellbeing

-refusal of entry or ejection from most establishments
-destruction of property
-assault, particularly against the female gender
-public urination
-Donor kebab
-unconsciousness

The name is derived from an old 17th century prophet, Sir Markos Von Nanananan. Sir Von Nananan was notorious for his over indulgence and subsequent arrogance and was well known for his famous quote, "DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?"

Who's friend is the Baron

by kaaaaaaaar February 18, 2011

Belizean Baron

A slight modification of the Peruvian Duke in which the penetrator rams their thumb up the ass of the penetratee upon concluding said sexual act

Dude, I was giving her the Peruvian Duke but finished her off with the Belizean Baron

by El Duro July 7, 2008

cock baloon

n; whilst engaging in foreplay, the state of the male penis when it is fully prepared for penetration. Symptoms of this state are usually big, red/purple, throbbing, uncontrollable penises.

"Randy, I think we should skip the forplay, you've got yourself a cock baloon!"

by The_Guy_who_was_lost_in_the_mists_of_evermore December 15, 2005

A baboonaphile

A person, usually male who seeks the tender company of underage baboons ofering them sweet-nothingswhispered in their little primate ears for a red assed romp in the jungle.

ME: hey lets go into the forest and see if we can't pull a few baboons to party with. Think Jed will want to go?
AUSTIN: Of course he would, only he'd wait for us to get a few ho's drunk, then go for the minors...
ME:No!
AUSTIN: YES! That fools a baboonaphile. To me thats just sick.
ME: Fuck him then. Hey, you got any bannanas or should we stop by Safeway?

by brainlips December 12, 2006

Brendan Barone

Brendan Barone is the former bass player of Disco Curtis. He is now the newest member of a band called Crown the Empire and he has changed his name to Kyle Lux. To say the least, Brendan is the most amazing person to have ever walked the Earth!

Person 1: Have you met Brendan Barone?

Person 2: Awe yeah he is the coolest person I have ever had the privilege of meeting!

by fdjahdfa August 4, 2011

baroness

n. bint, bit of a.

You've got yourself a Baroness, right there.

by wench September 1, 2004