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Baltimore

Baltimore has their own music, style, and dialect. Baltimore is a totally separate place from the rest of Maryland.

Baltimore is where bamma's live.

Only in Baltimore will you see someone where nike boots with shorts. Only in Baltimore will you see someone where a full red sweatsuit with matching red Tim's (Timberland boots), only in Baltimore do people act "extra" (too much).

Unfortunately, Baltimore is also home to club music ("Peanut Butter Jelly! Peanut Butter Jelly!!" "Ham and cheese!.... Ham and cheese!!") <--- Terrible.

Unfortunately, Baltimore people where closes 3 sizes too big. Why does your white tee look like a skirt, and your shorts (when visible from beneath your skirt) look like pants or too-big capris??

I didn't even mention the murder rate and AIDs rate in the city yet.

Never EVER affiliate Baltimore with the rest of Maryland. Prince George's County is in MD, Montgomery County is in MD, but Baltimore...? That's not a part of these continental United States.
EXAMPLE #1:
Foreigner: Hey, you here that!? ("If it's your birthday make some noise!! If it's your birthday make some noise!!!")
Foreigner: That's that Maryland music!!
PG Native: Nah, that's that Baltimore music. Get it right!

EXAMPLE #2:
PG#1: What a bum... Check out the new guy coming this way...
B-More Bamma: Hey son, what's really good?
PG#2: You from Baltimore?
B-More Bamma: Yah son!
Everyone: Ohh........ (All walk away)
by PG County is King January 30, 2007
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Baltimore

A city where you will find the dirtiest and smelliest ppl of maryland. Filled with mexicans and whores. However people rep it to the fullest and are not afraid to say that they live there! Proud people live here haters need to kiss our ass b/c b-damore is the shit!
B-da-more be full of smelly mexicans.. we need to send them back over the border!
by Kadi January 17, 2005
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baltimore

a town full of people that wanna be philly so bad they steal our slang, architecture, and culture. they for the streets. if you see a baltimore boul spank them cause they always coming from a dick appointment cause they never stop dick eating.
"Yo you from Baltimore? naw dawg ion fuck with Baltimore bouls get the fuck outta here! Before I shoot yo ugly ass, dick eater!"
by yungboul838 May 16, 2021
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north baltimore

North Baltimore is the armpit of northwestern Ohio
by TwoBrokeBitches February 20, 2015
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Baltimore Boiler

That girl was shit last night so i gave her a baltimore boiler.
by jrauch January 20, 2009
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Bourbon Street Baltimore

One of the best clubs in Baltimore, somewhat expensive around $12. Has college nights every thursday (perfect for Towson girls! 3 levels with an outside bar. Pretty sweet.
I'll see you thursday at bourbon street baltimore! Let's dance
by MGM... June 20, 2010
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Baltimore Blowjob

The same as a Pittsburg Puffer only in Baltimore.
The act of being farted on while doing anal
G;Welcome to Baltimore
M:Where can I get a Baltimore Blowjob
G:Well I have to fart so stick `er there!
M:Mmmmm just like home in Pittsburg
by Rhenthalin May 26, 2007
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