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put on your gay badge

it means to pack a bowl, when someone tells you to put your gay badge on you take out your pipe and pack the bowl
"ay man you needa put on your gay badge so we can get toked"
by brian October 2, 2004
mugGet the put on your gay badgemug.

YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH BADGES TO TRAIN ME!

The phrase is used either when one person doesn't want to do what another person tells them to do or someone sets something/someone on fire. Now it is usually adapted to make more sense in a conversation or when giving a girl a Charizard.
Ash: Charizard, use Fire Blast!
Charizard: (burns Ash) YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH BADGES TO TRAIN ME!

Rapist: It's raping time!
Rapee: (Kicks rapist in the balls) YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH BADGES TO RAPE ME!
by BAHBP73 October 6, 2011
mugGet the YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH BADGES TO TRAIN ME!mug.

Its a badge not a vape

Bought a $3 vape off aliexpress, came in as a badge
Used when something seems one way but turns out to be another
“Its a badge not a vape”- 7lm
“You deceived us you dumb nigga… its a badge not a vape!!!” - Melly
by 4uyiaa August 30, 2025
mugGet the Its a badge not a vapemug.

Cracked badge

"It seems like all the cops in Florida are on the take. What a bunch of cracked badges."
by Bird the Word January 2, 2009
mugGet the Cracked badgemug.

Honey Badge

honey badger ▼ (figuratively, slang) A person who displays Indifference or disregard for others' attempts in controlling your actions
Dude I'm the greatest honey badger alive, someone yesterday tried to tell me to wear a mask! I didn't even acknowledge his existence! get rekt son.
by Xylar Raphael October 9, 2021
mugGet the Honey Badgemug.

P-badge

The most delicious treat in the world; Another name for a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
Holy shit, I'm loving this P-badge!
by Frunkel January 28, 2010
mugGet the P-badgemug.

Badge dance

The movements a person makes at work when they realize they do not have their security badge with them to get into the building or when they forgot to put their badge on and get locked out of their work area.
Today I saw Brent doing the badge dance outside the door of his work area. He forgot to put on his security badge when he went to the bathroom and got locked out.
by SuiteG May 18, 2011
mugGet the Badge dancemug.

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