Bonk

When something happens that makes you go 😐. Mostly used ironically. Often a one word reply.

Your Crush: I’m sorry, I don’t date losers.

You: Bonk.

by thongas April 14, 2021

Bonk

UK slang - to 'fuck' something or someone.

"Yo, bonk that man"

- could mean fuck that person or fuck whatever is happening in the context.

"I have to go see my mother in law today"

"Yo, bonk that man. Come chill with me instead"

by Merkust April 21, 2021

BONK!

To hug or to be hugged

Hey sis bonk! love ya

by Wolffame April 30, 2021

Bonk

To hug another person

I love you dad bonk

by Wolffame May 2, 2021

bonk

How you say that you got hit, if you are on drugs.
Various editions are:
bonkers
bonkadonkeydonk
bonkathon
bonkybonka
bonk simulator 2022

I bestow the b o n k opon you.
bonk

by Hazzahdictionary July 9, 2022

big fat bonks

big fat boobs but funnier

That girl over there has big fat bonks.

by PotatoButter95 July 11, 2022

bonk

sex, british sex, hitting someone on the head

Can we bonk tonight?
I bonked you(r head)!

by MayonnaiseDelicious July 16, 2022