balls over biscuits

Abnormally weird and hectic.

My job was balls over biscuits all day long.

by Rance Kesterson March 28, 2017

Devil's Biscuits

Ski conditions where the ice is groomed into large chunks of ice. Larger than death cookies

"How are the conditions," "runs full of the devil's Biscuits"

by Grungus1 March 16, 2019

Tinder bae biscuits

In reference to the butt cheeks of your Tinder bae; They’re warm, soft, fluffy, delicious, and seemingly endless—Like cheddar bay biscuits from Red Lobster.

“What you doing tonight?”

I’m trying to get my girl to come thru so I can get my hands on them Tinder bae biscuits— She been doing squats all month!

by The Jonesiest April 7, 2019

A Box of Biscuits, A Box of Mixed Biscuits, and a Biscuit Mixer

1. An old theatre warmup that became such a notoriously difficult tongue-twister, that even Cards Against Humanity uses it as one of their cards.

2. A phrase to say whenever one of your friends is tongue-tied, to remind them just how bad at saying words in their own language they are.

Bailey cannot say A Box of Biscuits, A Box of Mixed Biscuits, and a Biscuit Mixer, let us all point and laugh!

by ALSAT January 6, 2021

Buttering the Biscuits

When someone ejaculates in another person's ass and doesn't stop, mixing the jizz and feces into a buttery substance. Afterwards, the person churning pulls out and wipes the "butter" on the cheeks of the churned.

Jon: "Yo! I'm going to be Buttering the Biscuits today!"
Davie: "Nice!"

by Biscuit Butterer December 14, 2021

oh my nelly biscuits

Something that has literally just left you flabbergasted, shocked, or balls dropped.

Oh my Nelly biscuits, what is this retard doing.

by Coochieman :) April 19, 2023

butter my biscuits

The sexual act of filling one's anus with butter then proceeding to shove a corn cob up the anus all while yelling "LOVE IS THE ANSWER"

Last night me and my boyfriend got frisky and he decided to butter my biscuits

by Garlico February 24, 2018