The tittie bar legend
by Biff Glitter December 24, 2021

by P8triarch May 22, 2016

A big biff is when you fall down, mess up on something, get pwned by someone or generally do anything that causes embarrassment.
Person 1: I tripped over my own shoelaces and fell down in front of everybody at school.
Person 2: Yikes, big biff!
Person 2: Yikes, big biff!
by Zozothecat July 7, 2022

by AmBeeZYYY April 19, 2010

There's a double usage to biff. Mainly in Northern Scotland.
Biff means "to go" or "has gone".
Biff also means, in polite terms, "go away and leave me alone", similar to "Fuck off".
Biff means "to go" or "has gone".
Biff also means, in polite terms, "go away and leave me alone", similar to "Fuck off".
1a. "Gonna biff up the shop in a few and get a 4 pack"
1b.
"Where's John?"
"He biffed over to his Mum's earlier to get his washing done"
2. "Biff off, prick... I don't wanna deal with your shit"
1b.
"Where's John?"
"He biffed over to his Mum's earlier to get his washing done"
2. "Biff off, prick... I don't wanna deal with your shit"
by MoFo Rodent November 29, 2017

That small percentage of relatives who look like ogres on disability, fuck their cousins thru extreme anal gaping and knee cap play, finance TVs for 10 times the amount of cost, shit on themselves daily, and have a combined IQ of 7.
"These gooslin biffs always trade in there tvs before they pay them off and get a new one that cost more. Then shit on themselves when they realise they are paying 10times the original price but do it anyway, then call their cousin for a late night butt fix"
by 2Taintz September 9, 2023
