no bend

a dick which is so short, that it does not "hang" over the ballsack; thus sticking straight up, and having no difference between limp and hard in length or size.

he tried to triz; thats when I saw he had no bend

by Weso April 9, 2007

boner bend

a guy who is such a big cuntbag he reminds everyone of jacquie

that boy over there is making sydney look like a major boner bend , wtf. *ghetto snaps*

by patriciaisthetits. July 26, 2009

Big Bend

A crappy town in Southern Wisconsin that is filled with wannabees, sluts, and immature teenagers.

I live in Big Bend.
I grew up in Big Bend.

by Princess22 October 20, 2008

doing the bend

A body stance that involves a person standing with his or her feet together while leaning the body to one side. Usually done while drunk and with a beverage in one hand. The stance displays confidence and is extremely attractive.

"Dude, what are you doing?"

"I'm doing the bend."

"Why?"

"It's all in the bend, you see."

by youwang December 27, 2011

no bend

Something which does not have a bend.

"No bend - like a drag racing track"

by Cunt von Cunt November 6, 2003

River-bend

Drinking by the river until it bends.....

yup the river is bent i must be wasted......now thats what i call a good River-bend

by Enron_89 November 4, 2010

The Bend-Over Trick

When someone, usually female(s), bend over in a 45 or 90 degree angle with their hands on their knees and ass fully extended out into a full grinding position in a picture to portray that they are sexier.

Did you see that butterface get her picture taken by Tom?
Yeah, but who cares she pulled the mischievous The Bend-Over Trick all we could see was that ass.

by Lmybh December 5, 2011