Austin

A stupid little bitch who thinks he can play the guitar and has a small penis he thinks he is awesome none of the girls like him the opposite of a sam

that guy is such a austin i just want to punch him in the god damn mouth

by flyforawhiteguy December 30, 2009

Austin

Likes 12 year olds

Did you seen Austin lackin on that 12 year old

by Shlattesauce420 October 10, 2020

Austin

A megggggggaaaaa lit boi

Dang homie that’s an Austin

by Nohoe March 6, 2019

Austin

A guy who seems mean at first, but he's just honest about what he says. An austin is a guy who is usually quite and shy until he is comfortable around you. He's a nice person with a good heart until you make him angry or you do wrong by him. If he considers you a close friend he will always have your back. He also has exceptional skills in bed and has a pretty good package under his belt, yes he has a big dick. He isn't the freaky type but with the right person it's the opposite. He isn't one to get rowdy and party unless he is with people who he is comfortable with seeing him make a fool of himself. He is all around a genuine guy who make anyone's day just by being around. If you have an austin as a friend you're a lucky person, he will always help you when you are in need and expect nothing in return.

Girl 1: "I was with Austin the other night..."

Girl 2: "Austin? Austin who?"

Girl 1: "Bitch you know, Big Dick Austin"

by KFC fangirl April 3, 2020

Austin

Is a total idiot with no sense of other human beings. He doesn’t care about anything and thinks he’s cool. Only liked by his friends.

“What did Austin do”
“Oh, he throw Nutella in the ceiling”

by ShavenDuck550 February 24, 2020

Austin

The BIGGEST fuckboy. He's a child molester so if you see him in your area, don't hesitate to beat that ass, just make sure you don't enjoy it first. He's raped over 100 kids and watched child pornography as a hobbie. The dudes teenie weenie is the size of a peanut and many people may mistake it for his brain. You can often tell if you've found him if you come across a psychopath on the highway on your way to Mcdonalds. Careful, he'll happily rape your car as well. so if you spot a scrawny asshole with lots of sebum on his face and semen, call the police immediately if you don't wanna get booty-raped.

"Austin raped another kid this morning."
"Really?! He just fucked me in the ass!"

by VeeStar April 17, 2019

Austin

A bitch ass nigga who smell like dick cheese

shit what is that smell? ew that monkey lookin fag smells like an austin, let’s go beat his ass and lock him in the women’s bathroom

by i be speaking facts only May 20, 2020