Astrid is the most perfect and nicest person you will ever meet but there is something that you do not know about her. She hides all of her anger and sadness from anyone and she thinks if she does say something someone will get mad but no Astrid nobody will get mad the one I will get mad about if I don’t get to that wonderful smile of yours or your laugh or you jokes.She will always put you first but not her. Astrid is the most perfect and wonderful person that you want to have in your life so when you see a Astrid never be afraid To talk her because she will always get you.🩷
Astrid I made this for you just to tell you that I get you and that I am always here for you like you are for me
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Actrite™ is a personality-stimulant recently un-blacklisted by the FDA for treatment of stage 4 Outtaline Disorder!
Simply insert one suppository rectally 1-15 times a day, or as demanded by the people who barely endure you as you currently are!
Clinically proven to increase tolerance to your absolute bullshit
Side effects have included, but are not limited to:
Cluster headache due to ruptured aneurysm; the Exorcist-style projectile vomiting; spontaneous pufferfish poisoning; sudden, unshakable conviction that a loved one has been replaced by an imposter, (Capgras Delusion;) Stigmata of the hands, feet, ribs, and forehead; Fatal Familial Insomnia which WILL spread to your relatives through the maternal line; Plantar Fascitis of the retina; and spontaneous Radiation Sickness.
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