spicy anus

The burning sensation felt on ones anus after shitting out the remains of an extremely spicy meal.

The shit I took after eating two Chipotle burrito bowls left me with a gnarly spicy anus.

by Frankle69 May 17, 2014

Sniveling Anus Syndrome

A very uncommon syndrome acquired from constant and rigorous wiping of the asshole. Most common symptoms include (but are not limited to): bleeding from the anus, discomfort when sitting down, a little voice coming from your rear end telling you to eat more Chipotle, and uncontrollable desire to dress and act like Joseph Gordon-Levitt did in 500 Days of Summer.

Me: I just can't stop bleeding from my asshole doc.

Doc: Have you been watching 500 Days of Summer?

Me:...What if I have?

Doc: I'm afraid that you have Sniveling Anus Syndrome.

by neutrogina October 9, 2016

ruptured anus

You know that moment when you are going up a ramp on your bicycle, and then when you fall back down your asshole gets penetrated by the bicycle seat? Yeah that's how you get a ruptured anus.

I was doing some tricks on my bike earlier until I got a ruptured anus. I had to be rushed to the hospital because it began to bleed too.

by TheRiceTheif January 1, 2017

anus cake

the point when your shit is half-way inside your rectum and outside the anus

Guy 1: Hey you almost done I really have to take a shit!
Guy 2: Yeah, one sec I have to get rid of this anus cake.
Guy 1: WTF!?
Guy 2: My shit is half-way in my butt and half-way out!
Guy 1: *runs away*

by MCPanda131 November 30, 2011

Angus

The guy that created the backseat boys. He is the leader and prefers to be called goose. He is also the founder of the Goose Police Department (GPD).

Angus, we are out of ammo! The enemy is closing in what should we do?

by Purewaterdrinking July 26, 2018

rigor anus

n. the tightening of one's butthole when one is shocked or frightened

rigor anal. adj. to have experienced the tightening of one's butthole when shocked or frightened

"Dude, why'd you break so hard?"
"The light changed faster than I thought."
"Well, it gave me rigor anus."

"So I was watching The Exorcist last night and it gave me the worst rigor anus"

"Whenever she announces a pop-quiz, I go rigor anal"

by Ben Diamond December 19, 2007

anousha

A delicate and complex creature, the anousha can be enigmatic at times. Her mysterious nature has lead to an irrational and superstitious fear in some primitive people.

Q: Wow, who IS that?
A: Anousha

by Falln Angel November 10, 2008