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Andres

Name usually given to a male. He is tall, dark, handsome, and is usually around 7in on a bad day. He always be pullon bitches and fucked everyone you know (even the guys but no-homo). He is also funny as fuck. His hobbies consist of cyberbullying bisexual women and gay men, beating the fuck outta his dick till his leg goes numb, and fucking bitches.
Female: OMG, Andres' dick is sooo big that I can't even recognize my pussy anymore ;)
Female #2: UGH! I wanted to fuck him but he said I was too ugly! Im gonna fucking KMS!
by FACTS 101 April 14, 2017
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Andres is one of the most rarest and friendliest person you could find. He is mostly popular in school and is rarley unliked. He is not that hot but is attractive and all girls want him because hes ahtletic, loyal, funny, and crazy. He's very tall and wont have the biggest dick in the world but its average size that would please a girl. Andres is lovable.
Omg Andres is coming!!
by Jonahthestrongest April 20, 2018
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An amazingly handsome guy. His smile can make you feel some type of way. He can be a pain in the ass and be a dick but in the end always apologizes. If you have an andres in your life keep him close and never let him go. His kisses are soft and sweet. There is no one like him. He can sometimes drive you crazy and make you wanna stab him buttttt in the end you got to love him.
"I met this guy he is so handsome and sweet but he drives me crazy!"

"Girl he must be an andres!"
by Raylene5827 March 8, 2017
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a gay ass mf who i really like but others think he looks like a trans rat or a mop but like he's really nice. UWUWUWUW
ME; BITCH HAVE YOU SEEN ANDRE HE STOLE MY DAMN TIMBIT I NEED TO KILL HIM
MY BEST FRIEND; SHUT THE HELL UP NO ONE LIKES HIM
by agayassmf November 17, 2018
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Andres is a poo poo head and I'm really surprised anyone would like him to be honest. He's a broke bitch and sucks too much dick at times. Andres, you a hoe.
Andres is a hoe.
by That_guy_queefilous December 2, 2017
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Andres is a person who is gay. He had a girlfriend before but they broke up. He wants to fight a guy who got with his girlfriend. His name name is Ethan. He shows off Andres' girlfriend. That's why they broke up because Andres is gay. He also likes to be called a faggot.
Andres is a faggot.
by Nick Philip November 28, 2018
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A dick. Nothing more, nothing less, just a selfish asshole who only thinks for himself and will always be unloved
Wow, have you seen Jeremy recently? He's been acting like a real Andres.
by nibbakillaforthehoes October 4, 2017
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