Andres

Name usually given to a male. He is tall, dark, handsome, and is usually around 7in on a bad day. He always be pullon bitches and fucked everyone you know (even the guys but no-homo). He is also funny as fuck. His hobbies consist of cyberbullying bisexual women and gay men, beating the fuck outta his dick till his leg goes numb, and fucking bitches.

Female: OMG, Andres' dick is sooo big that I can't even recognize my pussy anymore ;)
Female #2: UGH! I wanted to fuck him but he said I was too ugly! Im gonna fucking KMS!

by FACTS 101 April 14, 2017

Andres

Cutest guy you'll meet. Features: Tall,athletic body, very interesting, active and passionate. Awesome kisser. Stylish. Could be very arrogant but backs it up and most of the time he'll vote himself the best

Man andres is my idol, i wish i had as much girls as him.

by Realist Dicationary March 20, 2017

Andres

Does the tornadoe twist

Andres is Elijah’s brother and there both fat

by Your soft April 19, 2019

andre

a gay ass mf who i really like but others think he looks like a trans rat or a mop but like he's really nice. UWUWUWUW

ME; BITCH HAVE YOU SEEN ANDRE HE STOLE MY DAMN TIMBIT I NEED TO KILL HIM
MY BEST FRIEND; SHUT THE HELL UP NO ONE LIKES HIM

by agayassmf November 17, 2018

Andres

Andres is a poo poo head and I'm really surprised anyone would like him to be honest. He's a broke bitch and sucks too much dick at times. Andres, you a hoe.

Andres is a hoe.

by That_guy_queefilous December 2, 2017

Andres

A dick. Nothing more, nothing less, just a selfish asshole who only thinks for himself and will always be unloved

Wow, have you seen Jeremy recently? He's been acting like a real Andres.

by nibbakillaforthehoes October 4, 2017

Andres

Andres' are one of the most caring and funniest people to hang around with.Andres' are also very handsome.It is easy for him to make friends and enemys. Andres' are also known for being so stupid,but as stupid as they are they also don't like to get into to much trouble. Andres' make great boyfriends because of their loyalty,caring and respectful personalitys,and almost never lies to anyone. Andres' are highly approachable, but are douches when mad which is a really hard thing to do. Anyone who has an Andres' as a friend or a boyfriend are some lucky people.

Lucky you have an Andres.

by Jefferson weenie March 7, 2017