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Cult of Alcohol 

The prevalence of alcohol in most societies around the world. Adherents of the Cult of Alcohol maintain that alcohol is a more acceptable drug than marijuana or hallucinogenics and enforce its involvement in most facets of society. The idea of using other drugs or no drugs is foreign to Alcohol Worshipers, and they quickly become irritable if an event does not provide them with their drug of choice.
I wanted to go rock climbing, but my friends in the Cult of Alcohol dragged me to the bar and got drunk.
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Hate floats on top of Alcohol 

It's when people get drunk Enough for all the bad things to start coming out. People's secrets, fears, and general stuff they have been hiding like people they hate.
"You see how mean she got" . " Yeah man hate floats on top of Alcohol".

too much alcohol 

Brian said he had too much alcohol last night, pussy! There is no such thing!
too much alcohol by Slump Daddy January 23, 2014

Grandpa Alcohol

An affectionate term to refer to alcohol and its ability to earn you friends and make women like you.
"Hey man, I really like that chick, but I don't know how to take it to the next level."
"Sounds like you need to talk to Grandpa Alcohol."
Grandpa Alcohol by Jiggle Swami September 14, 2011

airplane alcohol 

Those little tiny bottles you get in airplanes or out of the minibars in hotel rooms that make you feel like your a little bitch.
excuse, stewardess, can i have some "airplane alcohol" please?
are you a pussy, sir?

Fecal Alcohol Syndrome

The state of being shit-faced.
"After too many drinks she was suffering from fecal alcohol syndrome."

pull alcohol 

Canadian term for buying alcohol for a minor.

Also known as pulling alcohol.
Minor: "Want to pull alcohol form me?" "Hey can you pull some vodka for me?" "Can you pull me a case of beer?"

Adult: "Don't get caught pulling alcohol for those kids."
pull alcohol by mikelc2 December 11, 2012