Alabama Wipe

Usually happens at work or out in public, you shit in such a way dry shit-tickets (toilet paper) alone won't clean up after the party. So spit on a stack of shit-tickets and wipe your ass. Repeat as needed untill clean.

I shit at work today I had to "Alabama Wipe" after wards. Bombed the fuck out of that shit closet.

by Jacen Ynot January 29, 2019

Alabama Man

A man whose favorite word is "sister"

The Florida Man asked the Alabama Man to spell straight, and his answer was: S-I-S-T-E-R

by Vegetarian_Lion December 22, 2020

Alabama caviar

white gravy, also know as country style gravy. sometimes found with chunks of sausage in it.

Those rednecks over there eat biscuits smothered in Alabama Caviar.

by Lonnie Lee November 20, 2006

Clay, Alabama

A town full of rednecks who enjoy riding in big pick'em-up trucks and hanging out at the Piggly Wiggly all night looking for fights. You must own a truck, two dogs, and a can of 'baccy to live here. Everyone who lives in Clay can only hope to live in Trussville or amount to its greatness.

Guy 1: Dude, that guy drives a red Toyota Tacoma Pre-Runner with a lift kit.

Guy 2: Must be a low-life from Clay, Alabama!

by sundey92 June 16, 2011

alabama waterfall

n.

A mullet haircut.

Check out that guy's wicked alabama waterfall. He is so rad in the face.

by Stephen Wood September 16, 2006

Alabama fans

The dumbest of all rednecks, Alabama fans are notorious for worshiping a dead guy, named Bear, and cheering for the Crimson Tide(when they are winning). They claim 13 national championships, but there are actually 8. Many people wonder,"Why claim even more national championships that you didn't win, when anyone would be proud of 8?" Unfortunately, Alabama fans are unable to listen to logic or reason, so they claim 13. Surrounding civilians like to avoid Alabama fans in fear that their stupidity could be contagious. Some avid fans wear black and white-striped shirts and have somehow become referees in many SEC football games. The most obvious of these rednecks are the idiots that wear hounds-tooth hats, formerly worn by Bear, despite the ridicule from people with an IQ above 50. Most Alabama fans believe their new coach, SaBEAR, is the 2nd coming of Christ which is not acknowledged by any form of intelligent life. Their battle cry is, "ROOWL TIIED!". This highly laughed-upon cry was supposed to be translated as "roll tide", but as the redneck population increases, the phrase becomes more distorted. While the state of Alabama is infested with Alabama fans, most of the fans cannot locate Tuscaloosa on a map, and have never been inside the university due to or because of the 5 they made on the ACT. Don't worry though, my friend, they find all of their Alabama apparel at Walmart. You can commonly find Alabama fans flipping patties at McDonald's or in prisons anywhere in the South.

Alabama fans- ROOOOWL TIIIIIED! 13!!!

Auburn fan- Please go back to Walmart...

Alabama fan- huh? Heyuh, whats that on yer wall?

Auburn fan- That is a college degree.

Alabama fan- Woah! Never seem one o' dem before!

by Michael Kundly May 21, 2010

Montgomery, Alabama

aka The Gump is the capital city of Alabama. Home of "The Montgomery Biscuits" , class AA affiliate of the Tampa Bay Rays and birthplace of the Civil Rights Movement. Location where Rosa Parks refused to move to the back of the bus. Hank Williams Sr. is also buried in "The Gump". Also sometimes referred to as "Gumptown".

Montgomery, Alabama is the capital city of Alabama.

by choccoberrycrunch December 29, 2010