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Adam

the that owns my pants.
girl says: oh, OWNED
Adam says: own your face, your mom and your PANTS!
girl says: um, i would kinda like to have those back. thanks.
by pink :) April 19, 2009
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Adam

Adam while being hot as hell he's a huge ASSHOLE. He is completely self absorbed, obsessed with his own hot self. Don't get on his bad side because he remembers anything and everything so he'll go for blood.

Adam is incapable of loving anyone but himself.
"Why are you crying on your birthday?"
"Adam didn't get me a present then yelled at me calling me a baby when I mentioned I was still waiting for my Christmas present"
by BurlesqueNurse January 28, 2015
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Adam

he thinks hes awesome but the word awesome means Scared, Skinny, and Lonely
jared: "why does he hate you?"
Adam: "cause im awersome"
jared: "by awesome you mean scared, skinny, and lonely"
by Dijonator schifty-five August 24, 2008
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Adam

A guy that bull shit's around and sits on his ass being lazy saying he will do something but never doing it or fucking you over
Person 1: Are you still you going to the beach with me

Person 2: No im going to destin

Person 1: thats where were going
Person 2: o well i still cant go
person 1: your such a adam
by modest mouse 1111111111111111 September 25, 2010
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Adam

A shit head who thinks he is the straightest man alive and calls people gay.
Adam: your gay
Guy:im straighter then the pole your mom strips on
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Adam

A ginger annoying prick that posts detentions of his own name on his snapchat
by Adamisagaygingerprick September 20, 2017
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Adam

Guy one: you see Adam

Guy two: yeah he’s so in to you
by Your fucking king December 24, 2019
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