girl says: oh, OWNED
Adam says: own your face, your mom and your PANTS!
girl says: um, i would kinda like to have those back. thanks.
Adam says: own your face, your mom and your PANTS!
girl says: um, i would kinda like to have those back. thanks.
by pink :) April 19, 2009

Adam while being hot as hell he's a huge ASSHOLE. He is completely self absorbed, obsessed with his own hot self. Don't get on his bad side because he remembers anything and everything so he'll go for blood.
Adam is incapable of loving anyone but himself.
Adam is incapable of loving anyone but himself.
"Why are you crying on your birthday?"
"Adam didn't get me a present then yelled at me calling me a baby when I mentioned I was still waiting for my Christmas present"
"Adam didn't get me a present then yelled at me calling me a baby when I mentioned I was still waiting for my Christmas present"
by BurlesqueNurse January 28, 2015

jared: "why does he hate you?"
Adam: "cause im awersome"
jared: "by awesome you mean scared, skinny, and lonely"
Adam: "cause im awersome"
jared: "by awesome you mean scared, skinny, and lonely"
by Dijonator schifty-five August 24, 2008

A guy that bull shit's around and sits on his ass being lazy saying he will do something but never doing it or fucking you over
Person 1: Are you still you going to the beach with me
Person 2: No im going to destin
Person 1: thats where were going
Person 2: o well i still cant go
person 1: your such a adam
Person 2: No im going to destin
Person 1: thats where were going
Person 2: o well i still cant go
person 1: your such a adam
by modest mouse 1111111111111111 September 25, 2010

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