34 and a halfer

someone who can suck their penis or vagina,69ing by themselves.

that circus freak is so limber he can suck his own dick, he don't need a partner to 69,thats a 34 and a halfer.

taking matters into your own mouth.

if you want something done right, do it yourself.

by snatchtrapp October 20, 2008

one-and-a-halfsome

Secks between a normal-sized person and a midget.

A twosome would involve two normal-sized people, so therefore a one-and-a-halfsome would involve a normal-sized person and a person half the size of a normal person, or a midget.

by Taco Monkey January 2, 2007