An always-stiff-penis. A penis of such small stature, it fails to have the length to hang down, hence, being always stiff.
Also known as, an Always Stiff "Peeper," rather than penis.
Also known as, an Always Stiff "Peeper," rather than penis.
Example: I was changing in the locker room today with the guys, then I looked of at Tommy, an he was sporting a tiny dick, possibly an A.S.P (Always Stiff Penis).
Example: Dude, after I banged her, I took a cold shower, and came out. She threw off the towel because she wanted to give me head. She looked up and said, where'd it go? I must have an A.S.P (Always Stiff Penis).
Example: Dude, after I banged her, I took a cold shower, and came out. She threw off the towel because she wanted to give me head. She looked up and said, where'd it go? I must have an A.S.P (Always Stiff Penis).
by Leverett Thomas Holder November 8, 2009
Get the A.S.P (Always Stiff Penis) mug.The more the more the more gas that i huff it fuckn makes me insane and then i do these stupid things and have nobody to blame like robbin liqour stores and fuckin punchin old ladies curb stompin whitieys slappin bitches and shakin there babies
Yes im a indian thats right 100 percent cree i hang out downtown in a bus shack always drinkin ov nice fuckin shoes you dont mind if i try them on HOLY SHIT THEY FUCKIN FIT nai boy consider them gone
I put the nate back into native i dont know my own name drunk as a skunk cant even walk an alwasy feelin the same im always pukin cause im hammared passin out on the bench HOLY jesus fuckn god wat is that stench-me
the rcmp always chasing me cause im smelly fuckn native and i cant even see
the rcmp always chasin me cause i beat up my wife with a branch from a tree
rcmp always chasin me cause i stole 6 cases of mr clean
the rcmp always chasin me cause i stink
NAI boyyy
Yes im a indian thats right 100 percent cree i hang out downtown in a bus shack always drinkin ov nice fuckin shoes you dont mind if i try them on HOLY SHIT THEY FUCKIN FIT nai boy consider them gone
I put the nate back into native i dont know my own name drunk as a skunk cant even walk an alwasy feelin the same im always pukin cause im hammared passin out on the bench HOLY jesus fuckn god wat is that stench-me
the rcmp always chasing me cause im smelly fuckn native and i cant even see
the rcmp always chasin me cause i beat up my wife with a branch from a tree
rcmp always chasin me cause i stole 6 cases of mr clean
the rcmp always chasin me cause i stink
NAI boyyy
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(Two guys in seperate cubicles in a public toilet, doing there thing)
Chris: 'You got the time mate?'
Allan: (Flushes) 'Pardon?'
Chris: 'Have you got the time?'
Allan: (Flush continues) 'Hold on dude, im being flushed away here, gimmi a sec.'
Chris: 'You got the time mate?'
Allan: (Flushes) 'Pardon?'
Chris: 'Have you got the time?'
Allan: (Flush continues) 'Hold on dude, im being flushed away here, gimmi a sec.'
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Your best friends, family members, etc. are people that usually always have your back.
-your best friend always has your back in times of need.
-your best friend always has your back in times of need.
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The digits corresponds to the amount of letters in each word.
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