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Jacob

A large fanboy of sonic and who loves to play as girl pixels.
You like sonic? LOL your such a jacob.

"Man that girl raped in a 1vs1."
"That's not a girl that's a jacob"
by DeezNutsNigga November 27, 2011
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jacob

Some tall white kid who thinks he is black just because his dad is part african yet jacob is white as fuck always skips class because he is too coward to learn and he is gonna fail yr 8 trolololololololoolol
fuck you jacob go fail yr 8
by random guy3990304 December 1, 2016
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jacob

weird guy who was punched in the face BY justin beiber. now lives under a rock with a man named rick who, coincidentally, is not weird at all. go figure.
who's that guy?

oh, him? that's jacob.

is he the guy that justin beiber punched in the face?

the very same.

ha. sucks to be him.
by applesoft July 12, 2011
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jacob

the worst fucking person you will ever meat all he will do is rip your heart out and stomp on it all he dose is play you
I fucking hate you jacob!!!!!!!!
by cass13123 October 21, 2016
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Jacob

Hey, you see that fat ol' jacob on that one chick
OH HELL NAH THAT SHIT NASTY
by 1290579302918503 June 28, 2014
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Jacob

He is the best friend for any girl. He will protect you at any cost. He will always have the best jokes to make you laugh on a bad day. If you get mad at him and at his real friend he will come right back and never let you go.

You will most likely fall in love with him. Don’t be scared to tell him. Most girls do
Macinze, man Jacob and Tracy are so cute together. I wish he was my boyfriend.

Lucy, I know, I would love to have him but Tracy isn’t right for him I know it.

Macinze, ohhhh someone jelly.
by Bob the 9th December 3, 2019
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Jacob

An emo dude that knows nothing about his girlfriend and watches naruto
Why is that guy cutting his wrists by the manga?
Because he is jacob
by Kekleon March 7, 2017
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