by Ihavekidsinmybasement101 December 19, 2020
by Urbandtam. October 27, 2017
1. Me.
2. Someone who is incapable of taking your romantic partner without your prior knowledge or consent. The opposite of Mr Steal Your Girl.
2. Someone who is incapable of taking your romantic partner without your prior knowledge or consent. The opposite of Mr Steal Your Girl.
"He's such a Mr. Can't Steal Your Girl."
by mr-cant-steal-your-girl October 29, 2020
When a guy steals a girl with whom you weren't dating, but chatting up numerous times in hopes of one day dating her (can also apply to girls). People like Mr. Steal yo Potential Girl are what causes others to be placed in the friendzone
Person A: dude, see that girl over there? I've been chatting her up for an hour, and I think I we are hitting it off!
Person B: cool story bro. I'll be right back *Person B leaves
-later-
Person A: yo, what took you so long, I've been waiting for 20 minutes!
Person B: oh, I was just getting that girl's number. We're doing some stuff tomorrow.
Person A: that's the same girl from earlier, jerk. God, stop being such a Mr. Steal yo Potential Girl.
Person B: that title it too long.
Person A: whatever douchebag.
Person B: cool story bro. I'll be right back *Person B leaves
-later-
Person A: yo, what took you so long, I've been waiting for 20 minutes!
Person B: oh, I was just getting that girl's number. We're doing some stuff tomorrow.
Person A: that's the same girl from earlier, jerk. God, stop being such a Mr. Steal yo Potential Girl.
Person B: that title it too long.
Person A: whatever douchebag.
by Python22 October 09, 2013
Friend: Hey did you try this new item? It's just 3 bucks!
Me:How do I get it?
Friend: Easy, do the mom's credit card stealing trick, that way you will get rich
Me: So you did it?
Friend: yep, and then my mom came and i won't tell you what happened next
Me:How do I get it?
Friend: Easy, do the mom's credit card stealing trick, that way you will get rich
Me: So you did it?
Friend: yep, and then my mom came and i won't tell you what happened next
by How1dare1you September 02, 2018
A sarcastic phrase when somebody on the road drives so recklessly that you assume they stole their driver's license from someone.
A car drives at 100 mph on a highway and crashes a nearby car.
Guy with wrecked car: Did you steal your license?!
Guy with wrecked car: Did you steal your license?!
by GunnyMan4 August 17, 2016
by Luke's kitten January 05, 2020