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Squidward Chat

A chaotic groupchat made withthe entire friend group that sees hundreds of messages being sent at times. Used to revive groups.
This groupchat's dead we need another squidward chat to revive the group.
by Rocks fur brains October 27, 2023
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Squidward’s Window

n., butthole, anus. A reference to the round porthole through which Squidward often speaks, in episodes of SpongeBob SquarePants.
“I’m gonna squeegee Squidward’s Window with my tongue,” said the millennial
“In my day we just called that a rim-job,” grunted the boomer
“Do you want me to stop then?”
“God, no.”
by St. Martin-in-the-fields July 26, 2019
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Squidward

When a Guy put his balls on his eyes and his dick on her nose now she’s squidward
by Mlavelle November 7, 2021
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Squidward fit

When you rock the fucking brown fake polo wit no boxers or pants butt ass naked
by Jah🐐 and Ramsey 💸 🍃 February 27, 2022
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by aaliyah deweer May 23, 2021
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Squidwarding

When one rubs their face on a flaccid penis much like motorboating.
"I totally squidwarded that guy last week".
"His dick wasnt even long enough for me to squidward!".
"I just love the feel of squidwarding a random guy in the club".
by Not Steven Seagal June 5, 2018
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