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flash rob

"Flash rob" is a term used to describe the troubling new trend beginning in the first decade of the 21st century where many people suddenly rush into a store simultaneously and quickly steal merchandise, then flee. "Flash robs" are organized via telecommunications, social media, or viral e-mails, similar to "flash mobs." Flash robs are similar to flash mobs, except flash robs are specifically for the purpose of robbing a store of its merchandise. . . . . . . . {A "flash mob" is a group of people who assemble suddenly in a public place, perform an unusual and sometimes seemingly pointless act for a brief time, then disperse, often for the purposes of entertainment and/or satire. Flash mobs are organized via telecommunications, social media, or viral e-mails. The term "flash mob", coined in 2003, is generally not applied to events and performances organized for the purposes of politics (such as protests), commercial advertisement, publicity stunts that involve public relation firms, or paid professionals}.
News anchor: "There has been an increase in flash robs recently and the police are working hard to stop this trend."

Store owner: "Those damn kids flash-robbed me last night and stole about $1000 of merchandise in less than 60 seconds!"
by demographic-man December 20, 2013
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Robbing the conversation

When a complete asshole takes over a private conversation already in progress an ignores one of the people previously in the conversation.

If one does this to his friends, he will soon have none.
Jason is hanging out with Seth and Brad and just talking about whatever. John comes in and starts talking about other shit that Jason isn't a part of, forcing him out of the conversation.

Eventually, Seth and Brad catch on that he is robbing the conversation and they beat the snot out of John.
by Jimmy the Dick September 23, 2010
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rob the cradle

to date a girl thats much younger than you, or thats just plain young(say 14 or younger)
"Man, jimmy's girlfriend is 13, hes robbin' the cradle!"
by cody July 1, 2003
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Coach Rob

The Coach Rob is a person who is clueless how to manage a youth baseball team. A person who can not even pitch batting practice because he throws like a sped.
Poor Nolan was in a homerun contest and they sent coach rob out there to pitch. Hit that fucking kid 5 times.
by Baseball dog January 4, 2019
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Rob Schneider

The ultimate career killer to any celebrity co-staring in his mediocre movie(s). If you're a movie star, and want to end your fame, star in his next flick.

Scneider could be the least funny guy I know.
Rob Schneider could be the least funny guy I know.
by prof. frink July 11, 2006
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Mob Rob

When a mob of people swarm into a store and steal everything they can carry. The store workers become completely overwhelmed and can do nothing to stop it.
We're gonna mob rob the 7-11 tonight.
by wealthdaily June 29, 2011
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Rob a bank

cockney ryhming slang ( rob a bank = have a wank )
( robbed a bank = had a wank )
( robbing a bank = having a wank )
Boy (on the phone to a girl ) : ryt im goin to rob a bank

girl : ok hav fun
by matthew david quick December 9, 2008
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