Pinch runner

When you are unable to complete a task, and need someone to come in and assist you.

person 1: "Hey man, did you see Kleim last night? Kid totally couldn't handle his alcohol."

person 2: "Yea dude, he needed a pinch runner"

by DaleHeaddd2 May 9, 2019

back runner

How Randy Owens says the word “Veteran”

Daddy is a back runner, Southern Democrat. They oughta get a rich man to vote like that

by Mac100 May 21, 2023

God Runner

A man with an old fashioned curly mustache!

Jamie from myth-busters. A-lot of god runners in Gangs of New York. A Man with a big mustache is on a game show, the host says " sorry don't mean to giggle but its about time we had a God Runner on the show!

by swagman454 December 9, 2008

Lunch Runner

A lunch runner is a person who waits in the halls of math class ready to book it to the lunch line

yo these lunch runners getting all the spicy chicken sandwiches before i can even get in the line

or
These lunch runners on they seconds before i even reach the lunch room

by Artini McCringle October 22, 2018

2-Runner

Any rear wheel drive only Toyota 4Runner

Dan: yo Mike I just bought a new 4runner, It's only rear wheel drive though
Mike: Oh it's a 2-runner then
Dan: I guess

by Daniel Mactavish December 3, 2022

love runner

Someone who runs from the ones they love. They push them away because they feel they are not deserving of love.

"Why does Jamie keep pulling away from me? He says he wants me around."
"Girl, that boy is a Love Runner. He doesn't know what to do with himself."

by CompletelyHis June 7, 2018

dusk runner

A person who transports goods (usually illegal ones) under the cover of night. Named as the routes for the runners start at dusk, during rush hour as not to be noticed.

New Dusk Runner: I got a job working as a dusk runner, gotta get this cocaine to johnnys tonight

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Guy 1: Where's the dope?

Guy 2: Jimmy sent a dusk runner an hour ago, hope he wasn't caught.

by Jay_T November 19, 2010