Ruben

A hot, cute guy that is very charming. Very fashionable and has a lot of friends. A smile so hot it makes girls fall in love. He's super cool and acts nonchalant when he's very playful with his homeboys.

Example: you're so Ruben!

by Dishita1807 June 29, 2025

Ruben

Gay

Ruben is gay as fuck

by Master oogway is daddy May 16, 2022

Ruben broadbent

A stupid person who lacks brain cells and acts like an irrational cunt

Dave can’t even do simple maths, he’s such a Ruben broadbent

by lytnbrkr November 18, 2022

Alex Ruben Sandwich

Liar. Hoe. Unauthentic. Selfish. Narcissist. A little boy (blt) in a mans body (sub). Easily manipulated by friends and family. Uses women for pleasure (sometimes men too). Cares too much about what others think and lives life based on other peoples opinions/judgments.

Ah! Run away! The Alex Ruben Sandwhich has arrived to the club!

I had an Alex Ruben Sandwich yesterday and woke up with diarrhea.

by serentimmy85 November 24, 2021

Ruben

A guy who plays to mutch Valorant.

Look at him, you can se it's a Ruben.

by Pellitovitch February 7, 2022

ruben

A nigga who is racist but blacked, he loves eating chicken and watermelon with some grape kool aid.

Person 1: Ruben stop trying to own me, im not black
Person 2: True, Go pick your own cotton
Ruben: Stfu nigger, go kys melon muncher

by Melon Muncher/CP Lover January 1, 2023

Ruben

Ruben is a nasty Mexican man with a beard he has a nasty apartment with bugs beerbottles and 2 cats he doesn’t clean up the poop but he loves the cats , he always wants to be married but doesn’t want to support his wife , always has kids but runs when it comes time to pay for there bills , he rarely showers loves to get drunk and hang out with his friends , he will be tough with a girl but is a coward when a real man shows up .

Man: “Ew what’s that smell is it that dumpster”
Woman: “no it’s just a Ruben “

I was walking down the street and I smelled something nasty then realized it was just a Ruben.

I rented a apartment today it was so bad and nasty I asked the neighbor who lived here before me they told me a Ruben did.

by A Ruben May 6, 2022