Mariah Tax

This is an annual 8.3% tax deducted from everyone's lifetime and given to Mariah Carey.

Every December (1/12th of the year), Mariah Carey's Christmas career, especially her single "All I Want for Christmas Is You", dominates the media and becomes inescapable. Her Christmas media permeates all corners of society and becomes impossible for people to avoid.

Emily: "Wanna go to Florida next week?"
Joseph: "Let me check to see if I have any leftover time after this year's Mariah Tax."

by just like honey May 30, 2022

mariah martian

A bitch who cant pull up her stanky ass fish smelling long ass ass crack pants.

Yesterday in Hillards class mariah martians ass crack was hanging iut bruh. I smelt that shit from my seat.

by small head June 26, 2020

Dez-Mariah

A very smart person that is the best at everything

I would love to be a Dez-Mariah

by Brooooooo stop taking my names February 10, 2022

mariah fox

a pretty ass girl#hotasf

IF U HAVE A GIRLFRIEND NAME MARIAH FOX U ARE LUCKY AS HELL

by PEYTON SARA November 15, 2017

mariah guyer

Mariah is an amazing girl that will love you forever even when she is mad. She is a girl that keeps her boyfriend for a long time

Mariah Guyer plays basketball and soccer but loves soccer more

by people these days December 17, 2017

miriam and mariah

fine females in the 937 #dyt

damn look at those miriam and mariahs…🤤

by mirmir and mimi January 26, 2022

Dirty Mariah

Causing extreme bodily harm to your dick in order to tongue punch someone's sweaty fart box

“I'd drag my dick through a mile of broken glass and then cover it in hot sauce just to get the chance at a dirty Mariah”

by Msingh514 April 4, 2020