Doctor Wu

From a Steely Dan song. A euphamism for heroin.

I've got an appointment with Doctor Wu.

by Turd Q. Jackson January 31, 2005

Cock Doctor

A cock doctor is a qualified wanker, who pulls himself for a living and is far worse than an everyday wanker. They do this naturally and constanly in their behaviour and think that other people are eating up their bullshit. Cock doctor's are egocentric and unaware of themselves.

A guy winking at his own reflection....COCK DOCTOR!

by Mishka81 February 06, 2010

Lid Doctor

Usually referring to a hair dresser and more commonly one who fixes shlids

Wow Donald your shlid is out of control you could do with an appointment at the Lid Doctors

by Skite Train April 19, 2011

love doctor

A persons well versed in dealing with matters pertaining to relationships or affectionate matters.

M: I don't know what to do with my boyfriend situation, or lack of it. It feels like I've been in a relationship with my cat Oscar for too long
Friend: You should go and see love doctor Mikey, he will sort you out

by Mr_M_ October 17, 2015

pirate doctor

A physician that happens to work with and on Pirates. This doctor specializes in sword and cannon wounds. He wears an eye patch and scrubs with a sword at his side.

The infamous Patch Adams was a pirate doctor and was responsible for keeping the Crew of the Black Pearl Healthy and happy.

by JesseJack October 28, 2007

slam doctor

One who has his doctoral degree in slamming slam-pigs, no matter their lack of sexual appeal

Wow Read has hooked up with so many random slam-pigs that personally, i would consider him a slam doctor

by dingledorf April 10, 2005

Mr. Doctor

Rapper from Sacremento CA. Raps with other Garden Blocc Loccs like Brotha Lynch, X-Raided, and my nigga Maniac

Yo, you heard of Brotha Lynch, try some Mr. Doctor. He's just as sicc, only without the baby eating.

by hommieg707 February 29, 2008