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Brendan

Dan: Did you see Brendan Today?

Alan: Yes, he was going to church
by Name a Christian November 5, 2017
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Brendan

Quiet, studious guy. He is quiet ambiverted and is a little to no-talk type of guy. Yes, of course he is loud and unserious with his friends, but Brendan is the type of guy who is VERY extroverted once hyped up. He will sing, yell, and maybe even talk to a lot more people than usual. Other than that, his brown-ish black-ish hair is always fluffy and washed well.
"He's so quiet around me, but so loud around you!"
"Oh, Brendan?"
by urmomisvhot November 28, 2021
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brendan christenson

a young ambitious rune scape addict, that enjoys spending time with mexicans and dogs t hat are named bern. Likes long walks on the beach and romantic strolls through the gardens of rivendale
Bern that was so sick dog, i just killed that 72 warlock! oh i know brendan christenson you pwnd that n00b
by rylee christenson September 2, 2011
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brendan

a twinky chink, usually with glasses. almost exclusively wears clothing from Uniqlo. probably a weeb.
did you see that guy? he's such a brendan...
by thisdudenamedmichael October 9, 2025
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Brendan

Brendan wears glasses, claims to be about 5’10, and has very hair legs. His weewee measures up to about 5.5 inches. He likes the game Smash but doesn’t ever get to smash irl. His parents are dickheads. We love a good Brendan.
Mmmmmmmm Brendan’s around
Every girl ever: i’m boutta bust on site
by notbrendan84 June 17, 2021
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1) A terrible and highly-overrated team of fantasy footballers; the most notoriously shitty "Brendan's fantasy football team" plays in the "Justice For John Markus Nead"

2) The vaginal equivalent of male "blue balls"
1) Rocco: "Brendan's fantasy football team blows"
2) Raul: "My girl had a bad case of Brendan's fantasy football team last night"
Spencer Ware: "Shoulda fucked her as hard as I fucked Rocco's team in the championship"
by Rocky C 816 August 12, 2017
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Brendan

Great at fitting toys up his hole
Look it’s Brendan and his ms incredible looking ass hole
by IHateBrendan1 January 30, 2022
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