Brendan

A guy that is immune to diabetes

Brendan eat so much chocolate how does he not have diabetes

by Lee bear May 25, 2019

Brendan the furry

Furries tend to be named Brendan

You: Look, there’s Brendan
Friend: are you sure he’s not Brendan the furry?

by uzqx January 1, 2023

brendan

a guy with a fat cock

i saw a brendan the other day

by hunacuh May 11, 2021

Brendan

Brendan is the literal GOD of sex. The male version of aphrodite. He is one of the sexiest man alive and is a must do in bed. His cock is the biggest compared to everyone else. He will fufill your wildest dreams.

Person 1 "OMG I had Brendan in bed last night and it was AMAZING"
Person 2 "Your so lucky to sleep with him, I'm going to try tonight"
Person 1 "To late, I already asked him."

by The know it all guy March 21, 2022

Brendan

The slimiest, greasiest don

man: oh i’m sorry that your locked out of your house but i’m with my girlfriend sooo

other man: ahh mate don’t be a Brendan

by Djamila November 7, 2020

brendan hagan

He goes to holy cross and he gets zero bitches.

Hey Tyee uk that faggot down there, I think his name is Brendan Hagan.

by Allah I akbar February 10, 2018

brendan

he is a dick he likes to hit on guys and he also has very many boyfriends

how look a brendan hitting on another guy

by jeremiah sayan March 7, 2019