2 birds 1 stone

Ksi TRYING to rap but making no sense being the usual dickhead he is

Ksi is shit at rapping saying 2 birds 1 stone

by Shdhhdjehd September 18, 2017

1-2-3 Cancun

The chant that a sports team, usually in the NBA, does when they get bounced from the playoffs in embarrassing fashion. Reserved for teams that gave up during the series in which they were eliminated.

Guy 1: "Did you see the end of that game last night?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, a couple players huddled up and chanted 1-2-3 Cancun right before the scrubs came in."

by wilkjr June 19, 2021

1-2-3 RATING.

The alternative to the 1-10 scale rating for women. Saying a woman is a "7.0" or a "6.5" is pointless as it does not answer the ultimate question; "WOULD YOU HIT IT?" This is the ONLY thing that should be going through your mind as you think about an attractive (or less than attractive woman)

And, so the breakdown...(for personal reasons we will begin at the middle (( 2 )) rating).

2 - HIT IT ...nice and simple, you'd "hit" whatever it is you are talking about

3 - DEFINITELY HIT IT!!!! ...absolutely, without a doubt, not only hittable but hittable to the extent that you'd buy her anything and shower her with diamonds to keep "hitting" it. Usually a 3 doesn't even have to be acknowledge as a 3, as by this point if you're standing with a group of guys, you are ALL checking her out, up and down, down and up!

1 - "I'D LET HER BLOW ME" Now, this one is the flip side of the 3. The girl is somewhat cute (must be otherwise how could she blow something overly limp?) but just to get a nut off. No sex, no going down on her, NO DIAMONDS!

Now, if you're looking at something so hideous that you wouldn't hit it or let her blow your worst enemy, you are looking at something OUTSIDE OF REASON, our exception to the 1-2-3 Rating.

Now, go out and use this powerful new tool that will make your life so much more simple than using the 1 - 10 scale!

i.e 1-2-3 RATING.

Jessica Alba - 3 "I'D DEFINITELY HIT IT!"

Jennifer Carpenter - 2 "yeah...I'd hit it"

Monica Lewinski - 1 "I'd let her blow me"

Monique - "OUTSIDE OF MOTHERFUCKING REASON"

by Arthur V. October 3, 2008

1-2-3-4!

This is a term associated with rock music, notably punk rock as this is what a given band member would yell out right before starting a song at a concert. It was made famous by the New York punk rock band The Ramones, whose bassist Dee Dee Ramone would always yell out before every song
and sometimes even during them.

"Dude, you think Dee Dee's voice gets tired from yelling 1-2-3-4! all the time?"

by Clarence Washington November 22, 2004

the old 1-2 switcheroo

In driving: The act of activating a turn signal, but turning the opposite direction of said turn signal to throw-off pursuers.

Perry: "Use the old 1-2 switcheroo!"
Heidi: "What the fuck is the 1-2 switcheroo?"

by desPERRYado April 29, 2006

1-2 business days

The amount of days every online retailer tells you to wait. It turns out one business day is about four regular days. Who would've thunk it?

Randy: "How come my order is still processing?"
Company: "Wait 1-2 business days."
*Shipped 8 days later*

by tastyresort July 16, 2019

2 in pink 1 in stink

middle and index fingers in a chicks pussy and the pinky in her ass

My girl loves it when i do the 2 in pink 1 in stink move on her...she just goes crazy that little freak.

by M.Shadows June 1, 2006