disconnect-a-phobia

The fear of being disconnected after waiting an excessively long time on-hold or being transferred to a different customer service (etc) agent.

After being placed on hold for over 2 hours, my disconnect-a-phobia became overwhelming.

by Brewmaster Jerry December 07, 2021

Phobia Water

When two gay people are kissing!

I saw him being Phobia Water with that Russian over there!

by BOBTHEBOT May 06, 2019

Fluff Phobia

The deep fear of cute animals or animal videos.

The first time Tom saw a Koala his fluff phobia kicked in, giving him a heart attack.

by Jimmy McFiggle April 08, 2018

Meep-phobia

Being scared of meep

"Have you seen Meep"
"No he scares the shit out of me"
" You might have Meep-phobia"

by xSockSockx October 21, 2020

KJ-phobia

the fear/hatred of kj

ew he has kj-phobia

stop being kj-phobic

by YouKnowItsKJ May 09, 2021

ed sheeran phobia

being scared of ed sheeran, you see Ed in everyone who has red hair, usually is manifested with #edsheeean.

ed sheeran phobia:
you see a person with red hair
your friend: look a ginger head

you: *scream* #scary #afraid #edsheeran

by eggsheeran August 28, 2021

middle phobia

a phobia where a person who is in the middle of something (i.e. a soccer field) and feel as if you can not escape

Coach Erik: "Mak, why didn't you tell us you have middle phobia?"
Mak: "I don't know, I just don't like being in the middle because I feel like I can't move."

by soccerplayer1234567890 January 23, 2018